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Mr. Scot

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Mr. Scot

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How many of you have one of those friends or family members that just seems to be a magnet for weird s--t happening? You know, the kind of stuff that just makes you look at them, shake your head and go "Only you, dude; only you."

For me, it's my sister, the one whose 'moments of infamy' include things like spraining her ankle getting off a toilet because she sat there till her legs fell asleep.

Who do you know like this, and what's their weirdest story?

(or is it you?)

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Ja Rhule Grand Master

Ja Rhule

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That's my sister too...minus the "dude".

What are your best examples?

(don't worry if you've posted them before)

My neighbor setting my house on fire with flair gun, almost getting arrested on new year... I had both hands against cop car when fireworks begun. And many many more.

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I'll start this off with this... I love my Mom, but she's had some crazy things happen to her.

1) She tore her ACL jumping up and down while waving a dish rag in a desperate attempt to get the fire alarm in the kitchen to turn off. She probably shouldn't have been wearing heels at the time.

2) She crashed a moped while in Bermuda on a cruise vacation. My sister was on the back while I was riding with my dad. We were coming around a corner of a winding road, she lost it and her handle bars scraped against the entire side of a car driving on the other side of the road. They go down and slide 100 yards along the road without getting hit by another car and end up in a cactus bush. Ambulance came, they went to a Bermuda hospital, got patched up (no serious injuries, just scraped and cuts), and then we enjoyed the rest of our vacation (without mopeds).

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