Do you have a strategic poo schedule at the office?

[TNPanther]

It's my 4th week in the office and I've strategically implemented taking a poo into my schedule. I usually head to the throne around 10:30-10:45, which is when my boss tends to make the rounds. Does anyone else set a poo schedule, and is avoiding my boss a good or bad idea?

[Batman]

Just leave a sticky note on your computer.. Gone to shitter be back in 5...15 if complications arise

[frash.exe]

Usually about the minute I walk in the door I clock in and bust a move to the men's room to take one of my trademark horrific dirty monkey shits.

Don't courtesy flush, it just makes the environment seem more welcome to others.

[Mother Grabber]

do you have a reason to be hiding from your boss?

[cookinbrak]

Never seen so much fixation on fecal habits.

 

I get up in the morning. I drink a big cup of coffee. I make a low altitude bombing run. I'll do it again tomorrow.

[Inimicus]

Get in first

Let the demons out in the corporate porcelain 

Be at my desk before anyone else arrives

What I do to a toilet, I aint doing inside the same building where I sleep and keep my food.

[Batman]

I poop once or twice a week. What are you guys eating that you take these massive craps everyday?

[thefuzz]

I poop once or twice a week. What are you guys eating that you take these massive craps everyday?

This cannot be healthy.

[Zaximus]

I don't do it, I hate using the bathroom outside of my home honestly.  I don't think I've taken a #2 at my work in the year I've been here, I did get sick and had to throw up once though, that was terrible.  

[frash.exe]

I poop once or twice a week. What are you guys eating that you take these massive craps everyday?

I figure at some point I'm going to do a cleanse with some coffee beans and oxiclean

[h0llywood]

I have my own bathroom so 9:30 a.m. every morning i'm feeding the fish. 10:00 a.m. Fedex shows up and I sign for my packages. Like clock work