SCP: Five questions for the Panthers going into camp

[mattnasty919]

Lmao great rant as always SCP. 

I do have one rebuttal question. Is the helmet still facing BoA?

[SCP]

Lmao great rant as always SCP. 

I do have one rebuttal question. Is the helmet still facing BoA?

Affirmative 

[rayzor]

interesting that david newton was excluded. i guess reporters who have to ask the other guys standing around "what just happened?" and watches everything but what's on the field while never understanding why they call the game football when they barely even kick the ball don't count.

[mattnasty919]

Affirmative 

Our season may yet have hope for the SB. I love you like a 5’1”, 245 lb. tank top wearing kale farmer  loves kale

[ACobra289]

If this isn't a blog article it should be. Great stuff as usual SCP.

[iamhubby1]

https://500px.com/JeremyIgo

Hey, I used to have a page on that site.

 

And just for your edification. You don't actually have to twat during practice to win training camp twitterer of the year. I know, who'd a thunk it.

[jfo89]

 

After having numerous Beacon meals blow through me like a Mario Williams pass rush through Byron Bell, 

This one hurt. It brings up some painful memories of wall punching and "fuging Bell!" screams.

[Montsta]

That Strawberry salad at Wendy's is actually pretty good...

[t96]

That Strawberry salad at Wendy's is actually pretty good...

we made him a mod...?

[SCP]

Question #6: Is Montsta really a strawberry farmer that is a vendor for Wendy's ?

[Nick_81]

I made it about 10 miles up I-85 before stopping for what I knew was my last poop.  I survived.

ROFL, Sweet tea literally, and forcefully, squirted out of my nose upon reading this line.  Now I have tea-colored stains all over the crotch of my khaki cargo shorts.

[Jon Snow]

SCP, you are my hero.  You are able to translate your thoughts (and by extension most of ours) so eloquently and precise while evacuating your bowels like no other.   You my friend are a man among boys around here.  

 

 

Now I have this strange urge to poop.  Be back later y'all. 

[Montsta]

Question #6: Is Montsta really a strawberry farmer that is a vendor for Wendy's ?

This damn drought has done a number on my crops this year. 

Have to get in a shameless plug wherever I can. 

[GRWatcher]

lol great questions, SCP. But you missed listing one of the greatest to have on your twitter feed for local sports, Darin Gantt. One of my favorites. He goes for quality over quantity, ask Jeremy. Over 20 years of on and off going to training camp, I have never eaten at Beacon and will think twice, at least, before I do.