Vasectomy

[Jackofalltrades]

I have one scheduled for Friday, any tips or advice?

 

Thanks

[Doyle]

Greatest thread title ever.   Good luck. 

[KSpan]

Ice, ice, and more ice.  Do not move for the entire weekend.  You'll be good to go in a week or so.  Remember that you aren't actually firing blanks until a few weeks after.

[SmokinwithWilly]

Get a few bags of peas. They conform to the area better than ice. 

[TheAmericanDream]

Wasn't that bad at all. My doc and I talked about the panthers during the procedure. The best was when his old nurse came out to my wife in the waiting room asking if she had brought my jockstrap.  

[Kevin Greene]

I have one scheduled for Friday, any tips or advice?

 

Thanks

I'd do it in San Diego.

http://vasectomyclinicsandiego.com/book-an-appointment/

Just sayin'.

No Needle, No Scalpel Vasectomy

In No Needle No Scalpel vasectomy, we use a spray injector to deliver anesthesia to numb the area, as well as a special device to spread the tissue eliminating the scalpel, this new technique reduces even further the low complication rate of conventional vasectomy.

With no-needle no-scalpel technique, we expose each vas through a small opening in the scrotum. The small opening in the dime-sized area of anesthetized skin is made with a special surgical instrument, one tip makes a pinpoint opening, then the two tips are used to spread and enlarge the opening to about one fourth of an inch. Since blood vessels in the skin are spread apart rather than cut, bleeding is less than when a scalpel is used, no stitches are required, and the opening is usually sealed closed by the next day.

Once each vas tube is delivered through the scrotal opening, it is divided with an electrical cauterizer. Nothing is removed. The ends of the divided vas are placed out of alignment and kept from rejoining by applying a small clip to the sheath surrounding the vas so that one end stays inside the sheath, the other outside. Procedure time is approximately fifteen to twenty minutes.

[pstall]

not sure why but there was a hot nurse just a few feet away. shave beforehand. not your face either hero.

lots of ice, just rest on the couch all wkd and try not to be an idiot and do stuff and end up with apricot scrotum.

final piece of advice is do NOT watch anything funny. trust me.

[KSpan]

 

I'd do it in San Diego.

http://vasectomyclinicsandiego.com/book-an-appointment/

Just sayin'.

This is not unique to San Diego, but it is a good way to have it done.

[Moorgan]

Easy breezy. You'll be fine by Monday but make sure to follow through on the follow up appointment to ensure it worked. Frozen peas is better than everything else too.

[Mr. Scot]

Get a doctor with very steady hands.

[Panthro]

this guy creeps me out whenever i go to florida

 

http://www.vasweb.com/Vasectomy_Billboards_Florida.html

[MadHatter]

Waiting to schedule mine until the Wednesday prior to the start of the ncaa basketball tournament.  Four days laying in the couch watching the games should do the trick.

[KSpan]

Waiting to schedule mine until the Wednesday prior to the start of the ncaa basketball tournament.  Four days laying in the couch watching the games should do the trick.

You like tempting fate there, don't you?

[arbnranger]

When I went for the consultation the Dr. set up the appointment for the following week. He wrote me a prescription for 15 pain pills and 2 Valium. He said to take the Valium an hour or so before the procedure. All went well with the vasectomy except when I went home I had like 3 pain pills left. (Hey if you got 'em) 

I was fine after a week and even went to Swallow Falls. I came very close to getting sucked down and drowned but that's another story. My nuts were fine.