I can never take a dump without thinking about Drew Brees

[BigBoss]

I don't know how it got started but like 8 years ago I got to where I had to think about something I hated while making turds everytime. At first it was always Ben Rothelseburger...

But slowly and surely Drew Brees replaced him and for like the past 3 years EVERY time I poop, I think about Drew. I don't see that changing anytime soon.

So yeah. You can go back to doing whatever it was you were doing that was almost certainly more meaningful.

Go panthers.

[nctarheel0619]

[Jangler]

All I think about are lobsters coming up and pinching my balls.

 

[Mol3m4n]

[The Huddler]

Being a student nurse, everytime look at a mole whether purposfully or an accident, their face suddenly morphs into drew brees. I gotta snap myself out it real quick so i dont slap the patient. 

 

Maybe allnighters arent such a good idea

[chknwing]

Dammit SCP, its time to put the fuging Saints on notice.

[Seltzer]

Probably bc of that s**t stain on his face

[Jakob]

[Galvatron]

 

[Chaos]

All Jim Halpert gifs, all the time

[Danish Panther]

[Pejorative Miscreant]

I almost dismissed this thread as trivial humor. But after giving it some serious deliberation I believe thinking about something you hate when you take a dump is therapeutic. I might not pick Brees but I will find a deserving person    

 

There's pie coming to you and there a great big poo burger coming to someone else.  

[DeeJay]

[Galvatron]

I smell it.