Jared Allen in full pads today, bruhs. No Shaq or Dwan though.

[cultclassiccat]

I use brosif like only in real life.  Breh sounds like a spoiled brat trying to act gangster.  Brah is what I use a to be both cool and to be a dick, cause I surf and that means I can.  Bruh is used as you're an idiot stop reproducing.  Bro is reserved for the actual brother/best friend/family high five fest.  That's my 2cents but it's a big world of Bros out there and u know they gunna bro all over the place.

[WUnderhill]

No contact for Teddy Williams? WE NEED ANSWERS!

[Ricky Spanish]

When I'm trying to make a trade in fantasy and they don't respond I hit them with a "bruh" text.

Then if they try and screw me I hit them with a "Bruh, don't try to trade rape me, I'm not Jared".

Jared in the context of this story is the guy in our league that is always at the bottom each year... probably would have made more sense if I led with that.

[hepcat]

Glad to see Klein back out there in pads.  Shaq Thompson could be out for a few weeks.  

[chknwing]

We will likely be without Shaq for some time, but I'm speculating, I mean, it sure would be nice if we could maybe GET SOME GOTDAM ANSWERS AROUND HERE!

answers are coming

[hepcat]

Oh look, Brockel is out again

I swear Brockel must give the best handjobs in the world to keep a roster spot despite not playing since 2013.  

[nctarheel0619]

I can't stop laughing at these explanations of bruh.  fuging dying right now.  

[nctarheel0619]

I also can't stand people that give themselves their own nicknames or self proclaimed awards. 

 

 

Don't care, bruh.  

[motocross_cat]

I tend to use bruh in a more unfriendly context. So if I'm at the Panthers game and a retarded Philly fan starts mouthing off to me, I'd be like "I'm not the one bruh", to signify I am not the person he wants to be doing that to. 

Breh is more in jest most of the time. Like me and my brother will be talking and he'll be like why can't I make more than $8 an hour? And I'll be like "Maybe it's because you've spent most of your life in prison, breh?"

My bro's are usually fewer and farther between. If it's not making fun of someone (like frat bro or gym bro), it's maybe more with a close friend hanging out and maybe some fine woman walks by and it's like "Damn bro did you see the ass on that chick?!"

Brosif is almost always relegated to texting for me. So if my buddy says hey you coming over to my super bowl party tomorrow he might get a text back that says "10-4 Brosif". 

Brah is only ever said by my surfer buddy or my wife's family who are all native Hawaiian islanders. 

you are brosieden king of the brocean.

[the butch]

Allen and Klein practicing and all we can talk about is the use of the word, "bruh."

 

 

[Moorgan]

Allen and Klein practicing and all we can talk about is the use of the word, "bruh."

 

 

Which technically isn't a word unless Onomatopoeia wants to claim it and it's brethren.

[SurvivalSloth]

Sha brah

[arbnranger]

Can't forget about Bro-ham

Also, Brosef is the plural version when referring to two or more brosif's. 

Oh, glad Jarred is back.

[NcPsa10]

• And in Philly...

   

  @LesBowen: Kiko Alonso has helmet, I believe for first time since injury vs Dallas.

   

  @LesBowen: Kendricks has helmet as Eagles head out for practice. Cooper, Ryans do not. Don’t see Agholor.

  Eagles LB Kiki Alonso and LB Mychal Kendricks returned to practice Wednesday. Although, DC Bill Davis says it’s unlikely either will play on Sunday. 
  Alonso says he’s aiming to play Week 9 against Dallas following the team’s bye.