Notes and Memos - Cowboys

[philit99]

Dear Tony,

Not again

Love,

Cast and arm sling

[PanthersATL]

Dear Media:

The only reason the headline of your game recap is about Tony Romo's injury is because you're having trouble finding the "11" key on your keyboard to type "the 11-0 Panthers".

Here's a hint: there's no "12" key on your keyboards either. You have 10 days to figure that one out.

-Fans doing the Victory Wave

 

 

[Vampire the buffet slayer]

14 minutes ago, wud35 said:

Dear luck,

Your hands feel so good on me. 

The football.

Are you a colts fsn or something?

 

 

I don't get it.

[PanthersATL]

Dear Krispy Kreme:

We can't stuff any more donuts into our pie hole. Your $3.99/dozen promotion after each win is making us fat.

Doesn't mean we won't keep eating. Keep 'em coming.

-Our tummys

[wud35]

5 minutes ago, Vampire the buffet slayer said:

Are you a colts fsn or something?

 

 

I don't get it.

No autocorrect changed it on me and I didn't catch it. Glad you caught it for me. 

[RevJ]

Dear Tony,

Game is past gone, fake the injury and get first shot at all the turkey and trimmings. 

Well played. 

PS - I am thankful that you hit our guys in stride so the could get the most YAC

[blackcat]

Dear Cowboys,

we whipped your as$.  

Love,

Us

[BountyHunter]

TO my brother Phil the Cowboys fan, with whom I made a $500 bet with this morning,

I'll be there in an hour.  Cash, no checks!

- your loving and soon to be richer brother

[usmcpanthers]

Dear Vegas

Fug you, dont ever make us underdogs to a 3 win team ever again!

 

-PANTHERS

[SportsCrazie4172]

Dear Gettleman,

I placed a pen and contract at your desk when you return back to Charlotte.

-Josh Norman's agent..

[Mr. Scot]

Dear Cowboy Fans,

All the crap you're going to be getting from us over the next several weeks, you absolutely deserve.

- Panther Fans 

 

[bigskypanthersguy]

1 hour ago, Mr. Scot said:

Dear Cowboy Fans,

All the crap you're going to be getting from us over the next several weeks, you absolutely deserve.

- Panther Fans 

 

This is a gridiron exorcism of years of past failures and archrival fanbases.

[blackcat]

Dear Skip Bayless,

'Your' Cowboys got they asses kicked and your mother named you 'Skip'. Ass kickings are temporary, 'Skip' is not.  Joke's on you.

Love,

Your Mother.

 

[blackcat]

Dear Skip, 

i just banged some lady who told me she named her son Skip and that he's a cowboys writer/fan boy. She might not share your love for the 'Boys as she kept yelling 'Keep Pounding.'

love,

Some random dude