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well here's one way to drown your sorrows

PhillyB

By PhillyB,
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there's been a lot of crappy books popping up on amazon about the panthers over the past month or so, none of them worth mentioning (like the 8-page biography of cam newton.)

but then there's cam newton erotica.

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Caroline's life is passing her by while she grinds away at her office job. 

That all changes when Caroline's friend, Emily, secretly enters her in a contest to win tickets to the Big Game...and she wins! 

Next thing she knows, Caroline is rubbing shoulders with VIPs, celebrities, and hot guys on the red carpet at all the parties surrounding the Big Game. 

After an unfortunate mishap during the game, Caroline finds herself lost, humiliated, and about to be arrested, until an event from the game brings the game from the field right into Caroline's lap. 

And that's not the only thing that falls in Caroline's lap. Caroline finds herself in the Panthers locker room face to face with MVP Cam Newton. 

Football's a game of inches, but not in Cam's case. Will Cam call an audible, and run an end around? Or will he find a new tight end? When there's penetration in the backfield, this MVP knows you gotta stay focused and go deep. 

Will he find a hole and slide it in the crease? Or will he have to stretch to get it in? Will he get it off in time? 

Find out as he, COULD...GO...ALL...THE...WAY in this story about a girl finding herself, and a whole lot more with a fun filled happy ending.

 

 

i wish i could say this was my idea

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