Bucs coaching staff discovers game changing data

[Cary Kollins]

#FloridaGuy

[imminent rogaine]

nice. I need to apply for a job in their research department.

Daily Routine:

30 secs of research on wiki: Check.

Spend rest of day dicking around on the huddle: Check.

[Jangler]

[panthers90]

super bowl

[ttiger2004]

I bet their research consisted of putting out a thermostat in the morning, bringing it back in, then going back outside in the afternoon, repeating, subtracting both temps, repeating this for several days. Where do I apply for such a job? Wonder if Miami or Jacksonville are hiring for such a job?

Wanted: One Idiot To Check Morning and Afternoon Temps. Report To Head Coach About the Difference.

[SCP]

5 minutes ago, ttiger2004 said:

I bet their research consisted of putting out a thermostat in the morning, bringing it back in, then going back outside in the afternoon, repeating, subtracting both temps, repeating this for several days. Where do I apply for such a job? Wonder if Miami or Jacksonville are hiring for such a job?

Wanted: One Idiot To Check Morning and Afternoon Temps. Report To Head Coach About the Difference.

I could do it on the shitter in 30 seconds.  Pull up the local weather station app.  Click on it.  See the 8am temp. See the 2:45pm temp. Wipe my ass.  Report to Dirk that it's warmer at 2:45. These sumbitches invoke research and science.  I hope Coach Turd Koetter overthinks every decision like this because over analysis leads to paralysis.  Or is it MRSA?  Whatever it is, suck it Bucs.

 

 

[Chief Keek]

Good grief

[PandaPancake]

2 hours ago, Jase said:

upon further research, there is also a wet substance called "water" that can help improve not dying in the heat by 38%

I'm going to need to see your math on that cracker

[The Huddler]

[Jangler]

Being in Florida, they might never figure out the secret to ice.

[bleys]

42 minutes ago, The Huddler said:

it's wonderful to listen to that guy talk...  

 

I'd have to say Joe Person is about to get a better job reporting for the Bucs- before any of you..  amazing, I know...  But they would be hiring exactly his skill set...

[uncfan888]

This is the same team that put a first round grade on a kicker 

[PoundCat]

I love off-season threads. Really I do.

[Wundrbread33]

Our Panther Twitter team needs to get there hands on this...