Panthers picking 8th overall in 2017 Draft, but remember this important disclaimer

[Growl]

The offseason is upon us and the time for all of you to offer up terrible opinions is ripe. Some of you have started early, I see.

One common opinion you'll see mentioned this offseason is the following:

Approximately 3500 aspiring NFL stars will be draft eligible this offseason, and the Carolina Panthers, coming off of like, the worst season, like ever, will be selecting 8th (this part is true)

Unfortunately however that is simply not high enough. Is there a player you like?

That's too bad. Because he is going to be gone before we pick. In fact, he is going to be long gone. They all are. 

All 3500 players will be long gone by the time the Panthers make the 8th overall selection, roughly an hour into draft night. 

Who knows by what mathematical tomfoolery this happens, but it simply is. Its an indisputable reality that all the players will be gone and we should probably still trade down anyways just to be safe.

[rodeo]

Javeon Croove please

[Ace_Aladdin]

nah 

2 minutes ago, Growl said:

The offseason is upon us and the time for all of you to offer up terrible opinions is rjpe. Some of you have started early, I see.

 

 

Nah I'll stick around for Fournette or Cam Robinson 

[Kevin Greene]

Doom, gloom!

[TheSpecialJuan]

5 minutes ago, Growl said:

The offseason is upon us and the time for all of you to offer up terrible opinions is ripe. Some of you have started early, I see.

One common opinion you'll see mentioned this offseason is the following:

Approximately 3500 aspiring NFL stars will be draft eligible this offseason, and the Carolina Panthers, coming off of like, the worst season, like ever, will.be selecting 8th (this part is true)

Unfortunately however that is simply not high enough. Is there a player you like?

That's too bad. Because he is going to be gone before we pick. In fact, he is going to be long gone. They all are. 

All 3500 players will be long gone by the time the Panthers make the 8th overall selection, roughly an hour into draft night. 

Who knows by what mathematical tomfoolery this happens, but it simply is. Its an indisputable reality that all the players will be gone and we should probably still trade down anyways just to be safe.

Deng it !

[sharkkiller]

Who plays DT at Northwest Mountain State College? That will be our pick.

[Fox007]

11 minutes ago, rodeo said:

Javeon Croove please

Right after we pick Ladarious Rudabegga

[Snake]

Really... Better than 14 and at least 3 teams will be drafting QB. 

[Growl]

Just now, Snake said:

Really... Better than 14 and at least 3 teams will be drafting QB. 

No they won't. They'll be drafting the players we want, perhaps even more than one of them per selection.

[Fox007]

Honestly guys we know we're going DT so may as well get Stahs younger brother Lowell Lotulelei

[TheSpecialJuan]

yay

[top dawg]

We're going to get a legit starting caliber player, regardless. Santa Clause delivered late to start our happy new year.

[Kakarot]

We'll probably hear "free agency isn't won in March" on here a million times, just like we'll hear that madden joke a good bit. 

[Saca312]

Crud. We're gonna get another DT or LB, aren't we.

Gettledouche.