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Funchess to Colts 1 Year 13 Million


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Reports say that Devin Funchess barged into the Colt's GM office, which was only guarded by a 5'10 security guard, equipped with a Glock and a ski mask, demanding that they throw him a contract. Chris Ballard, Colts Gm, amazed and shocked by the potential of a 24 year old under performing (duh) brave ex-TE that barely put up a fight over his (formidable) security guard, immediately threw his hands up and let Funchess make demands for all the money. Colts GM Chris Ballard hurriedly tossed Devin a pen to sign the hastily written deal, which he quickly dropped.

I hope Colt's fans have Health Insurance for the stress related heart attacks that are sureto happen in 2019, this guy stinks.

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18 hours ago, Palmetto said:

3 Funchess threads ..that's a record and he's not even a Panther any more

But this is bad for the huddle

If Funchess balls out its going to be because of A. Luck

And we know how much the huddle hates Luck

And if he fails it'll be because of Luck

Because Luck "sucks"

 

 

True but if he does, what does that say about Cam and our OC

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3 hours ago, Happy Panther said:

I'm gonna go ahead and assume that there are no "highlights" included from that homecoming game against the Lions.

The issue with Funchess isn't what he's capable of at his best, it's what he's capable of at his worst and the fact that he's spent the majority of his career a lot closer to the bottom end of that range than he has at the top.

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  • 2 weeks later...

Didn't want to create a new thread for this..but

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2827181-colts-are-one-of-free-agencys-big-winners-and-still-own-70-million-in-cap

First FA signing broken down?  Funchess.  

I just feel like any team that signed Funchess to 13m/year isn't winning Free Agency by being "frugal".  

 

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Ballard said the Colts didn't intentionally avoid the big names on the open market. It was simply a matter of price vs. payoff

 

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2 hours ago, Tepper's Chest Hair said:

Didn't want to create a new thread for this..but

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2827181-colts-are-one-of-free-agencys-big-winners-and-still-own-70-million-in-cap

First FA signing broken down?  Funchess.  

I just feel like any team that signed Funchess to 13m/year isn't winning Free Agency by being "frugal".  

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He's been inconsistent catching the football. He knows that. And there's things he needs to work on. But he's 24 years old. He's young. He's got upside. We like the kid. We like the work ethic.

 

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