Alan vs Newton. Be honest. Who is better?

[GoPanthers123]

Calculus didn’t exist to explain all the physics stuff he wanted to calculate, so Newton invented calculus.   He is my GOAT of science.

[TheMostInterestingMan]

2 minutes ago, Inimicus said:

Alan.

 

Far more accurate decrypter and doesn't sulk under trees

Great point. Accuracy is perhaps the most important attribute in the field. 1-1

[1of10Charnatives]

40 minutes ago, TheMostInterestingMan said:

He basically invented the computer and was largely responsible for winning WWII. 

There are some gentlemen here from Los Alamos who would like a word with you. Something about a Brooklyn Project. Sorry, Manhattan Project.

[332nd]

20 minutes ago, GoPanthers123 said:

Calculus didn’t exist to explain all the physics stuff he wanted to calculate, so Newton invented calculus.   He is my GOAT of science.

This. 

[SmokinwithWilly]

Alan wins. He is single handedly responsible for the distribution of free boobies to basement trolls everywhere.

[Seltzer]

Who TF is Alan???

Man some of these threads...

[332nd]

23 minutes ago, TheMostInterestingMan said:

Great point. Accuracy is perhaps the most important attribute in the field. 1-1

Well if we're going for accuracy, Neptune was found using calculus.

[cookinbrak]

Alan Parsons. Although Wayne Newton is more recognizable, he basically just covered other peoples music. Parson was a singer/songwriter/producer.

[jfra78]

1 minute ago, cookinbrak said:

Alan Parsons. Although Wayne Newton is more recognizable, he basically just covered other peoples music. Parson was a singer/songwriter/producer.

What about Olivia Newton John?

[1of10Charnatives]

30 minutes ago, Inimicus said:

Alan.

 

Far more accurate decrypter and doesn't sulk under trees

Dude, don't even go there with that mess. Dude wasn't sulking, he was napping. I know a guy who knows a guy who made a snapchat of it. Geniuses nap, proven fact.

[1of10Charnatives]

1 minute ago, jfra78 said:

What about Olivia Newton John?

*head asplodes*

[TheMostInterestingMan]

21 minutes ago, Seltzer said:

Who TF is Alan???

Man some of these threads...

Just the father of modern computing and artificial intelligence. Invented the most powerful computer during WWII...

man some of these posters...

But no, you’re right. Being historically educated aside, what we need is another Cam Newton vs Kyle Allen thread. Not enough of those around.

(or maybe you just skipped the OP and missed the point of this thread entirely. That’s still on you...)

[cookinbrak]

5 minutes ago, jfra78 said:

What about Olivia Newton John?

That chick that CMC is dating? She aight.

[lightsout]

This thread is a solid 10/10. fuging love it