My application for interim HC

[CRA]

I got a plan 

I mean the guy is 7-0 as a pro.  

Obviously, there is still massive OC problem.   I got that covered too.   Meet our new OC.   I’m going to call him Carl.  This guy no doubt has more creativity than Ben McAdoo. 

I feel confident by beer 17 he can come up with something better than CMC up the gut.  

Let’s see.  What else.  The guys seem a little flat.  No pep to them.  There is no fun.   Motivation?  Someone go find this former topcat. 

Let’s bring these gals back too.  They must of been fun.  Is fun so wrong? 

They will not be topcats.  They will just be Carl’s assistants.   Make sure Carl doesn’t go past a full case.  

I got the offense figured out guys.  It will be more entertaining I 100% promise.  Triple stamp it, no erasies, touch blue make it true. 

and best of all Mr Tepper, I’ll do the job….

 

 

[Mr. Scot]

I hope for your sake you don't have a drug test coming up anytime soon

Edited October 3, 2022 by Mr. Scot

[CRA]

3 minutes ago, jackson113 said:

Them chicks probably on meth now

I still feel confident that they plus Carl can be more creative than Ben McAdoo. 
 

 

[CRA]

7 minutes ago, Mr. Scot said:

I hope for your sake you don't have a drug test coming up anytime soon

I think that is a prerequisite for the gig.  I mean Rhule cooked up bringing in Sam Darnold and picking up his 5th year option.   You think a sober man does that? 

[frankw]

So much for Joe Brady being the sole scapegoat for all our offensive woes.

Edited October 3, 2022 by frankw

[NAS]

17 minutes ago, jackson113 said:

Them chicks probably on meth now

Seriously can we have a challenge to find out where they are and what they look like now?

[CRA]

6 minutes ago, frankw said:

So much for Joe Brady being the sole scapegoat for all our offensive woes.

 

Joe Brady went to go work for the #3 offense and #2 pass offense in the NFL. 

Our O got worse last year when we fired him and even worse this year.  He got screwed by being given Sam Darnold.  He was promising year 1.   A newb yeah, but he was suppose to have flaws early in his career.  Who knows if he will be good but he clearly was never the main reason our O sucked.  That’s Rhule.   The architect and guy running the mess.

[Snake]

53 minutes ago, jackson113 said:

Them chicks probably on meth now

The blonde is still probably a hot meth head. 

 

 

 

[mrcompletely11]

43 minutes ago, NAS said:

Seriously can we have a challenge to find out where they are and what they look like now?

what do I win?

 

https://www.instagram.com/angelacorcoran/?hl=en

 

 

Edited October 3, 2022 by mrcompletely11

[Killah_Ray]

I don’t even need to see a resume based on the fact you’re not Rhule means you’re hired. 

[Waldo]

[CRA]

2 minutes ago, Killah_Ray said:

I don’t even need to see a resume based on the fact you’re not Rhule means you’re hired. 

You seem smart.  I’ll make you assistant OC just in case Carl passes out from too many Miller Lites. 

[CRA]

7 minutes ago, mrcompletely11 said:

what do I win?

Please show some respect to my hypothetical and fictional staff

[joeyxfresco]

Not enough fry cook experience to be a coach of Tepper’s liking