Dave and Lizzy Canales: THIS marriage? The question that changed everything.

[Johnstonny]

3 minutes ago, SOJA said:

Tepper doesn't want anyone that would remotely challenge him, he wants a rah rah guy that makes him feel good about football in board meeting rooms 

Hes definitely getting it here.... just wonder how that ahole feels at the annual owners meeting.

[mrcompletely11]

22 minutes ago, SOJA said:

Tepper doesn't want anyone that would remotely challenge him, he wants a rah rah guy that makes him feel good about football in board meeting rooms 

his rah rah shtick ended pretty quick

[Move the Panthers to Raleigh]

Damn, is this bashing all because he abandoned the run on Sunday?

 

I still like him, but I probably won’t ever read that book 

[electro's horse]

3 hours ago, *FreeFua* said:

Ok I’ll bite, what other interesting/funny things are in the book?

He blamed marital problems on Lizzy not wanting to have threesomes 

Lizzy was struggling to afford groceries for their kids when he got his start in Seattle (new coaches make like 12 bucks an hour). She was having to beg for food while he was blowing his road trip per diems on strippers and beer 

the book has a bunch of stuff where they each report their recollection of something. Dave describes himself admitting his infidelity as this tearful, emotional thing where they hugged it out and sobbed etc. she described it as him just shrugging and being like “yeah I cheated on you.”

he lied pretty much all the time about how much money he’d make. 

he describes his first job at USC as being with “the greatest football program in the history of college football.” This is 2009, they went 5-4 in pac10 play, and beat Boston college in the emerald bowl shortly before Pete Carroll fled to avoid sanctions. 

Another member of the coaching staff was his jerk buddy and it’s pretty clear who it is, though isn’t named. 

[electro's horse]

Also Dave’s sections are written just like he talks. And specifically like he’s trying to talk himself out of getting in trouble or getting caught. 

And this guy is so fuging full of poo and just cannot accept blame for anything. 

[mc52beast]

4 hours ago, Jay Roosevelt said:

A religious person being full of poo? Who ever heard of such a thing! 

I know plenty of atheists who are full of it as well.

[mrcompletely11]

32 minutes ago, mc52beast said:

I know plenty of atheists who are full of it as well.

thats awesome

[electro's horse]

This might come across as snobbish but the book isn’t published by like an actual publishing house. It’s some company where you pay like 4k/month for six months and they do all the the typesetting and try to get it through the Amazon algo etc (Amazon doesn’t carry this book btw)

This company almost exclusively does book versions of like business success people or whatever. People that made their money selling books about how to make money etc. go to their seminar, pay 1000 bucks for real estate secrets, he signs a book at the end etc. 

I only mention this because the book is very clearly not edited for content. Like someone threw it into word search to make sure everything was spelled right and that’s it. 

There are multiple times when Lizzy is describing something and facts are changed to make Dave look better, but like….theyre not changed consistently. 

when they finally admit their marriage isn’t working (unclear if this is before or after he confesses) she describes him as having gone out drinking with his buddies, but also says he was downstairs praying with his coworkers because she went down to see what the noise was, but when he comes to bed he reeks of cigars and beer. 

There’s just constant poo like that where a story is cleaned up to make Dave look better but wasn’t done competently, so you can see what it was originally. 

[CamWhoaaCam]

41 minutes ago, electro's horse said:

He blamed marital problems on Lizzy not wanting to have threesomes 

Lizzy was struggling to afford groceries for their kids when he got his start in Seattle (new coaches make like 12 bucks an hour). She was having to beg for food while he was blowing his road trip per diems on strippers and beer 

the book has a bunch of stuff where they each report their recollection of something. Dave describes himself admitting his infidelity as this tearful, emotional thing where they hugged it out and sobbed etc. she described it as him just shrugging and being like “yeah I cheated on you.”

he lied pretty much all the time about how much money he’d make. 

he describes his first job at USC as being with “the greatest football program in the history of college football.” This is 2009, they went 5-4 in pac10 play, and beat Boston college in the emerald bowl shortly before Pete Carroll fled to avoid sanctions. 

Another member of the coaching staff was his jerk buddy and it’s pretty clear who it is, though isn’t named. 

Canales is handsome and hot.

 

Put yourself in his shoes. Having women throwing themselves at you everyday is very tempting. Hot people cheat this is a known fact.

Edited October 8, 2024 by CamWhoaaCam

[Tr3ach]

Who cares

[CamWhoaaCam]

1 minute ago, Tr3ach said:

Who cares

@electro's horse

[Move the Panthers to Raleigh]

13 minutes ago, electro's horse said:

This might come across as snobbish but the book isn’t published by like an actual publishing house. It’s some company where you pay like 4k/month for six months and they do all the the typesetting and try to get it through the Amazon algo etc (Amazon doesn’t carry this book btw)

This company almost exclusively does book versions of like business success people or whatever. People that made their money selling books about how to make money etc. go to their seminar, pay 1000 bucks for real estate secrets, he signs a book at the end etc. 

I only mention this because the book is very clearly not edited for content. Like someone threw it into word search to make sure everything was spelled right and that’s it. 

There are multiple times when Lizzy is describing something and facts are changed to make Dave look better, but like….theyre not changed consistently. 

when they finally admit their marriage isn’t working (unclear if this is before or after he confesses) she describes him as having gone out drinking with his buddies, but also says he was downstairs praying with his coworkers because she went down to see what the noise was, but when he comes to bed he reeks of cigars and beer. 

There’s just constant poo like that where a story is cleaned up to make Dave look better but wasn’t done competently, so you can see what it was originally. 

[electro's horse]

also it's not stated explicitly but it's pretty clear he drove her into an eating disorder because he'd tell her she was gaining weight and didn't find her attractive anymore and stuff.

[CamWhoaaCam]

18 minutes ago, electro's horse said:

also it's not stated explicitly but it's pretty clear he drove her into an eating disorder because he'd tell her she was gaining weight and didn't find her attractive anymore and stuff.

This guy is serious y'all.