Clueless guy

[Hotfatchick]

It's been a situation developing since June. This guy in a band won't plow me. During the summer I go to his concerts drunk(it's the only way I can tolerate his music) and try and get this guy to hook up with me. I think he's cute in a John Cryer sort of way. I send him sexy texts all the time and all he does is leave me to play with my jack rabbit. I even thought that I could surprise him at his new home but I think he'd rather jerk off to gay porn. The bastard even hung up on me when I just wanted to get him to hang out. The only thing I haven't tried is rubbing my beaver on his face. What should I do?

[Jase]

Depending on how strong you are, kidnapping is always an option.

[Hotsauce]

Winner

[Darth Biscuit]

:rofl:

[Future of the Funchise]

I hear Dockery is single. You should try him. He's not in a band, but I heard plays a mean Kazoo. Plus he loves the fatties. Says they remind him of a simpler time back home on the farm with his favorite cow bella.

[Kettle]

put your beaver on his face. you did say its the only thing you haven't tried.

[Doyle]

Get him to drink you skinny.

[Guild]

This is what you need.

[thefuzz]

He is going to tell you this:

Hey, you seem to be a really cool chick, and if I was into you, I would certaily have already asked you out by now. Sorry, but I'm not.

Hopefully you won't take this the wrong way, and we can remain somewhat friendly as we have many mutual friends.

At which time you should just tell him that you have wanted a no strings attached dude that you can blow, and that hopefully he is enough of a gentleman that he won't go around telling everyone that's all you want.

[dimbee]

Rhipnol

[CharlotteBeer.com]

So, is this hepcat or Zcustom? :rofl:

[Henne Given Sunday]

lose weight.

[Hawk]

lose weight.

now that there is some funny poo!!!!

[hepcat]

gurl i don't want yo groady gumdrops all up in my bizness! u need a body make a mutha fuka fantasize, not gag and writhe