Today's Office Debate: Who has it better? Men or Women?

[Captroop]

Heard this great debate on the radio this morning. The subject was, reasons why in today's society, women have it better then men, and vice versa. So naturally, I thought I would bring the debate to the Huddle.

Please, no rants; let's keep this quick hits, and keep it light.

Allow me to get the ball rolling:

Women have it better because:

• Women can carry a purse, and with all the small devices we have to carry around, it's getting harder and harder to cram everything in 4 pockets.
  
• Women get free drinks at the bar. Outside of the rare occasion where a gay guy hits on you, men seldom if ever get free drinks at the bar.
  
• Women always look good in ther underwear.
  

[Darth Biscuit]

Women have it better:

1) Multiple Orgasms.

2) Can play with boobs any time they want.

[The Saltman]

Women have it better:

1) Multiple Orgasms.

2) Can play with boobs any time they want.

well men can too so that is only 1 thing.

[o803oVaDeR]

Women have it better.

1. They have all the pussy, and half the money If you have all the pussy it is only a matter of time before you have all the money.

2. They can stay home and mootch off of the husband. If a husband stays home and mootches off his wife, then he is a dead beat.

[CLTPanther]

This man has it better because:

1) He trained his wife properly before marriage

2) Doesn't take any poo

[Epistaxis]

After seeing the giant hemorrhoids that accompanied the birth of our children, I wouldn't be a woman for all the tea in China.

Good god.

[CharlotteBeer.com]

Am I the only guy who thinks men have it better?

1. We can pee standing up.

2. We get paid more on average.

3. We do not bleed for a week straight.

4. We don't have to give birth.

5. John Travolta.

I'll come up with more as I think of them.

[The Saltman]

after seeing the giant hemorrhoids that accompanied the birth of our children, i wouldn't be a woman for all the tea in china.

Good god.

this, but tea in China? really?

[boo7382]

I would have to disagree you guys have it so much easier. You don't have to deal with the drama of being a girl.

You guys don't have any reason you can't have sex for 4-7 days/month

Dont have to worry about what you wear

Dont have to worry about your nails, makeup, or hair.

you can be ready in less than 15 mins (at least the non-metros can)

No one cares if you smell

No one tells you "thats not attractive" or "thats not very ladylike" when you do things like cuss

You can have one pair of shoes and wear them everywhere

You have that awesome smelling deodorant that smells like sex

Dont have to wear uncomfortable pencil skirts and pumps to work everyday (or we will just lump that in with you don't have to be uncomfortable to look hot)

You can have sex with everyone in the world and not be considered a *****

You don't have to sit around wondering whether or not girls are going to call you after a date

You don't have to be preggers/give birth

You don't have to sit down when you pee

I could go all day

twss

[theyhateme45]

We men have it better becasue we are the dominate sex...

-We make the decisions

-Control the finances

-Get to go out drinking with the guys

-Make more money

-We decide what women we want, not have to sit around and wait on a women.

[boo7382]

We men have it better becasue we are the dominate sex...

-We make the decisions

-Control the finances

-Get to go out drinking with the guys

-Make more money

-We decide what women we want, not have to sit around and wait on a women.

the dominate sex huh

get to go out drinking with the guys? thats weird, I go out drinking with my girlfriends every single weekend

I know a lot of households where the wife is the one that does all the money/finances

on average they make more $$, but not all

lmao at "make the decisions"

[Jase]

I'd rather have a penis, than have penis envy.

[theyhateme45]

Am I the only guy who thinks men have it better?

1. We can pee standing up.

2. We get paid more on average.

3. We do not bleed for a week straight.

4. We don't have to give birth.

5. John Travolta.

I'll come up with more as I think of them.

Your not.... I had to cut my list short.... Thinking about it makes me very thankful I'm a man!

[panther4life]

If you dont think being a man is better than being a woman, then i'd have to question your manhood