dan connor...only player worth following on twitter

[SgtJoo]

says the guy who straps explosions to his body.

im not dead yet

Y'all should see the movie Four Lions, it's related to that and hilarious.

On Topic: I'm not much into the whole twitter thing but that's pretty funny.

[ElkinPanthersFan]

those 40 virgin boys are just waiting for you.

He didnt tell you they are only 12 years old though..

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I mean, "Oh wee mayne" is great, but Connor is extra awesome for actually being intentionally funny.

In other words, he dat deal.

[Paintballr]

Awesome reference with The Office and the sprout mung beans

[Jackofalltrades]

Conner is hilarious.

[TerriblePizza]

Good thing he a career in comedy to fall back on.

[jbland]

Rep

[Liminy]

aww man, I leave my magic cards everywhere for reals

[jasonluckydog]

I wrote most of his jokes.

[scpanther22]

fwiw, the only NFL owner worth following is jim irsay (colts)

dude is insane.

lifes good when you have Peyton Manning as your Franchise QB.

[dimbee]

Dan Morgan's tweets aren't nearly as good. Mostly just, "I have a headache."

[rayzor]

no kidding...these are the last couple tweets from irsay in the past few minutes...

JimIrsay The rainman gave me 2 cues n said"Just jump right n"..one was texas medicine,the other was just railroad gin..n like a fool I mixed them!!

JimIrsay Now people just get uglier...and I have no sense of time....

[Panthers128]

he's not verified. i'm kind of suspicious. the tweets are just too well thought out

[rayzor]

he's not verified. i'm kind of suspicious. the tweets are just too well thought out

its him. i've seen enough nondrunk business postings from him that you can tell it's him...also there have been a few reporters who have said it was really him.