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Been really wantin an Olsen jersey since he signed, little bro is a Bears fan and I loved it when we traded for him. So moneys been tight for a while and I realized I needed to wait to get my jersey, so I stressed that as the only gift I wanted this year for Christmas. When my wife told me she tried to go in with her Mom on a gift for me, I knew I was gettin the jersey when my MiL said shed get it by herself. So here we are, Christmas Eve and we're opening presents. My 1 gift gets handed to me, a big rattling box. I know a jersey doesnt sound like that but Im still hopeful. Open the box and there are some grilling tools, awesome.. Then theres another box too. Fug yes!! So I am maskin my excitement and open the little box. Take teh top off, theres black jersey material, the blue ribbing, YEA MAN! But that isnt the number 88, what the...? So I pull the jersey out and hold it up. In my hands is a brand new #2.. how teh fug do you mix up Olsen for Clausen?!?@*%#€¥?? Needless to say I cannot mask my disappointment... They can see right through my "No, I love it.." I dont even know how to cleanly tie up this post... :facepalm: :jc:

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