A crime that you have committed that you are willing to confess to committing.

[Awesomeness!!]

So long story short, last summer I went back east to visit some family in New England (Rhode Island), and was supposed to meet up with my girl friend and her family in Maine. I only stayed for one weekend, but ran out of money, so I had no money to go to Maine, OR to go back home. I downloaded a PDF of a Greyhound Bus Ticket, downloaded a PDF editor, and wala, created myself a ticket from Providence to Portland, ME. I was scared as poo when I handed the driver the ticket, but I knew I wouldn't get caught. Greyhound is awful. The drivers only look at the ticket to make sure the destination and time are both correct. No ID. No scanning. Nothing. It was a shitty thing to do, and I would never do it again, but it was like robbing a bank. It was such a rush.

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

Lying to police and EMT when a 14 & 16 year old were passed out drunk in order to cover for the dude who supplied it. To make it even worse, the 14 year old is my little cousin. My cousin ended up in the hospital for the night, so I definitely shouldn't have pretended not to know what they drank or where it came from.

On the other hand, I was the only one trying to help the kids at all when I noticed them getting really bad. I'm relieved I didn't get breathalyzed though. I had a pretty good amount in a short time period that night.

[carpanfan96]

I've did some crazy poo when I was younger, but I'll admit to doing graffiti and stealing from art stores for black books and other supplies. Also stole small things from hardware stores and returned them for paint supplies, painting masks and other stuff.

[Inimicus]

Many many years ago (25+) I assisted in bringing several hundreds of pounds of grass into the county through a marina in south Florida. I wasn't doing the purchasing. I was just there to help carry stuff and whatnot, but that didn't change the fact that I took great pride in referring to myself as a smuggler for a few months after the last run.

[Bob NC]

wala?

[-13 Amp-]

i download music and movies...im a fugin' badass

[Floppin]

I'm not entirely certain that I should share in this thread.

[SZ James (banned)]

larceny, vandalism, assault

never been arrested

[Mvp2014]

There used to be this thievin homeless dude that always rode his bike round town, you never see his ass anymore

[Kevin Greene]

OK I'll fess up:

[jasonluckydog]

I masturbated using the public library computer .....I have to be quiet I'm doing it right now.

[jasonluckydog]

I did some bad poo as a kid and early 20's.I wont mention those if I was caught I would be in federal prison right now.

[jasonluckydog]

OK I'll fess up:

I have that DVD need to watch that movie again...I love me some B' Saddles.

[Herbert The Love Bug]

This wasn't a crime it was self defense but one time I blew a crackheads leg completely off with a sawed off double barrell shot gun. Broke into my house and was acting crazy throwing junk at me and trying to harm me. I was on the phone with the cops and the whole thing was caught on video. I knew in self defense you were not allowed to shoot in the back and there are some other rules on that. But I blew his leg off. I got off clean and was told I did the right thing. My house was bloody and they found his femer bone in my yard. He got his leg connected back together and apparently has gotten his life straight. Moral of the story, don't break into my house.

Oh and I'm also guilty of illegally downloading music and movies