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Maxim Top 100 sexiest women written by a 14 year old

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This list is dildos. Seriously, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift are in the top 20, Christina Hendricks is at 22, and Natalie Portman didn't even make the list?

 

This list must have been compiled by a group of Seventeen Magazine readers, edited by a Tiger Beat, and directed towards 53 year old paunchy pedophiles.

 

And I really, really don't understand the whole Jennifer Lawrence thing. She's kind of cute in an attainable sort of way, but I've banged hotter girls in my life, none of whom I would put on the list of the hottest 100 women in the world.  Actually, that's a lie, I would rank some of the girls I've hooked up with over Rocsi Diaz, Demi Lovato, Ke$ha (seriously?), Hoda Kotb (who?) and a half dozen others.

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