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Is This the Worst "Popular" Song, EVER?


TylerDurden

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Soooooooo, I kept hearing this horrible song on those horrible WNBA commercials that keep coming on NBATV during the summer league games.  I hate it.  Aside from the fact that no one cares about WNBA basketball and you're trying to sell me on caring about it while using this awful song, I just thought the song was corny in and of itself. 

 

Moving forward, thankful that I hadn't come across it anywhere else because YES, it's that bad... The other night I finish working out and I'm making my post-workout shake downstairs while my kids are watching Nickelodeon.  Suddenly, between shows, this horrible song comes on!  And although it appears to be an advertisement for bad haircuts and molly-popping, I look intently to discover that it is, in fact, the music video being played between shows.  Then, I hear the lyrics, "you're so damn hard to please."  I was pissed.  Look, I know my kids are going to hear "bad words" at some point on a day to day basis, but they know not to say them...  Yet, now I have to worry about them hearing it on Nickelodeon?

 

So, out of curiosity, I looked it up to confirm whether I had heard it correctly.  I did.  Not only that, the rest of the song confirms that humanity is indeed on the verge of vibrating itself into a blob of gooey, yucky, brainless stupid.  This is the main "hook" to the song:

 

"I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone.
I crashed my car into the bridge. I watched, I let it burn.
I threw your sh*t into a bag and pushed it down the stairs.
I crashed my car into the bridge."

 

What.  The.  fug.

 

Who is with me?  This song sucks rhinoceros butthole.

 

 

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Its no worse than any of the other repetitious crap out there.

 

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PS.. Rhianna is hawt even though she chooses to date a woman beater.

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Soooooooo, I kept hearing this horrible song on those horrible WNBA commercials that keep coming on NBATV during the summer league games. I hate it. Aside from the fact that no one cares about WNBA basketball and you're trying to sell me on caring about it while using this awful song, I just thought the song was corny in and of itself.

Moving forward, thankful that I hadn't come across it anywhere else because YES, it's that bad... The other night I finish working out and I'm making my post-workout shake downstairs while my kids are watching Nickelodeon. Suddenly, between shows, this horrible song comes on! And although it appears to be an advertisement for bad haircuts and molly-popping, I look intently to discover that it is, in fact, the music video being played between shows. Then, I hear the lyrics, "you're so damn hard to please." I was pissed. Look, I know my kids are going to hear "bad words" at some point on a day to day basis, but they know not to say them... Yet, now I have to worry about them hearing it on Nickelodeon?

So, out of curiosity, I looked it up to confirm whether I had heard it correctly. I did. Not only that, the rest of the song confirms that humanity is indeed on the verge of vibrating itself into a blob of gooey, yucky, brainless stupid. This is the main "hook" to the song:

"I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone.

I crashed my car into the bridge. I watched, I let it burn.

I threw your sh*t into a bag and pushed it down the stairs.

I crashed my car into the bridge."

What. The. fug.

Who is with me? This song sucks rhinoceros butthole.

I was south beach at a pool party at SLS when I fist heard that song. Reminds me of hot ladies in thongs. Yeah I like that song...

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