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GM confident in Cam Newton aka Joe Person is a moron


rayzor

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Reed's rep took a hit when he famously wrote that the Panthers would never sign a player like Keyshawn Johnson, and they signed him 24 hours later.  That, plus occasionally using bits and pieces of player bios from Panthers.com in his stories with no citation.

 

He's been better in the years since (and after getting the AP job).

i remember that and then him disappearing for a pretty good while....maybe a year? i dunno. it was a long time, tho. after that he came back and turned quite respectable and reliable, which he really wasn't, even prior to that keyshawn deal. i wish he did more with the panthers.

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One of the players should whip his ass. Come on Kraken.

Fade in. Joe Person sends a tweet, chuckles to self. Mutters

"ESPN headline baby."

Suddenly, loud footsteps are heard coming from off screen. Greg Hardy plows into Person causing him to fold like a rag doll. They then burst through a wall & colapse a row of cubicles. Hardy stands over Person's crumpled form & yells,

"Context Joey! Get your poo together!

The words "Kraken Observer DE" Appear on screen with the sound of pads cracking.

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Wow, just saw the segment on ESPN about the press conference. Seems like they just couldn't wait for the opportunity to rip Cam.

If that was any other QB those comments would've been brushed under the rug. I bet they're going to be talking about it tomorrow too.

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gantt was/is a prick, but he knew his stuff, actually had connections, and didn't spin stuff trying to get a headline or quoted.

 

gantt>>>>>>person. observor made a huge mistake replacing hin for that clown.

Gantt had connections and put in a lot of effort but never knew crap about football and was and still is a miserable grudge maker and keeper.

 

Why they can't get a guy who knows a thing or two can only be tied to the amount of money they want to pay for the position.

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Fade in. Joe Person sends a tweet, chuckles to self. Mutters

"ESPN headline baby."

Suddenly, loud footsteps are heard coming from off screen. Greg Hardy plows into Person causing him to fold like a rag doll. They then burst through a wall & colapse a row of cubicles. Hardy stands over Person's crumpled form & yells,

"Context Joey! Get your poo together!

The words "Kraken Observer DE" Appear on screen with the sound of pads cracking.

 

In my mind, the Kraken speaks Latin.

Because he's the fuging Kraken.

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I am getting called out on WFNZ just read my email on the radio....they left out my sandals and socks comment

 

Give 'em hell Panthro........and the socks and sandals thing DOES tell the whole story.

 

Hell, even I am not old enough nor nerdy enough to wear socks and sandals.

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