Best Buffalo Wings in Charlotte?

[Panthro]

I've pounded more beers and eaten more boneless wings in that Baxter Beef O'Brady's than you can shake a man *** at.

I at 76 hot wings in one setting back in college when Annabel's had $.10 wing night. I would eat 50 just to get warmed up. I have crammed more cartilage and chicken skin down my throat than a Meredith College student getting over an eating disorder.

I have two fuging kids now so I can't enjoy restaurants like I used to so I eat my wings boneless, with a fork.

 

Me reading this...

 

then visiting you

 

 

[Scrumtrilescent]

So Township is closed and Wing King is now some Wing Bonz place?  A little piece of me died inside.   

[Panthro]

wing king should still be there.

[Doyle]

First, what dude hasn't banged a chick from upstate NY? It's like fishing with dynamite.

I've pounded more beers and eaten more boneless wings in that Baxter Beef O'Brady's than you can shake a man *** at.

I ate 76 hot wings in one setting back in college when Annabel's had $.10 wing night. Witnesses galore. I would eat 50 just to get warmed up. I have crammed more cartilage and chicken skin down my throat than a Meredith College student getting over an eating disorder.

I have two fuging kids now so I can't enjoy restaurants like I used to so I eat my wings boneless, with a knife and fork. I apologize to no man.

 

Do you also eat Snickers bars with a fork?

[RoaringRiot]

E) I am from upstate NY so I know more than any of you (and pry eaten more wings) so my word is gold and my heart is enlarged.

 

Wait...so someone from upstate NY thinks they know more than everyone else?  Odd....

[Scrumtrilescent]

I use tongs.  Melted chocolate on the hands is barbaric.

[Guest]

Picassos are pretty damn good.  Love the jamaican creepers.

 

Just had East Coast Wings, not bad either.

[Panthro]

Wait...so someone from upstate NY thinks they know more than everyone else?  Odd....

 

on chicken wings? yes.

[Vampire the buffet slayer]

unfortunately it's goddamn wing Street around this mother f*****

[Happy Panther]

Oh hai thar

 

So let me drop some wing knowledge on everyone.

 

A) In Charlotte Wing King is the best. You can still smell the stale scent of cigarettes and carowinds hookers its delish. The fries are also great. Township Bar and Grille used to be the best option on the other side of town. I went by there 10 months ago, talking up the place, with my wife only to realize it was closed. I was so distraught and in need of some serious comfort....I just had a baby 3 weeks ago you figure it out. Moosehead has good wings if you ignore the cleanliness of the restroom...I'd rather eat of a sarin Syrian baby. Picassos is good but a coke bar so you hope the cook isnt impatient and undercooks them. Whiskey Warehouse has decent wings but they serve it with a side of hepatitis. Beef o bradys had good wings in Brandon Fl where it is originally from...you'll see me at the on in Baxter because they can accommodate the 30 people in my family but they are not the best.

 

My vote Wing King (DD Peckers is it's sista from another mista)

 

There is  no such thing as boneless wings. You fuging trilobite. They are chicken tenders thrown around in buffalo sauce. I wish I had a time machine so I could either go back in time and abort everyone who has ever ordered a boneless wing or travel back in time and eat an archeopteryx. I haven't decided what would be better. Either way I would be happy in 2013. fug

 

C) Wings are served with blue cheese and celery. WTF is peoples obsession with ranch. fug you and fug your mom and your grandmom...I will finger bang all of you with my wing fingers drenched in buffalo sauce and blue cheese. Ranch is satans semen that he saves for people without any fugging clue about what to eat. You drench everything in ranch. pizza, chips, salads, fries, I can fuging wish death upon you but when you put it on wings I actually act out and murder. I am the Aaron Henandez of wings and ranch sauce. I hope everyone one of you ranch loving idiots gets raped by a narwhal.... and carrots you can gtfo.

 

D)They are buffalo wings not mai thai bahama mama srichcha honey baked pepper wings. fug you fancy flavors. Go get aids.

 

E) I am from upstate NY so I know more than any of you (and pry eaten more wings) so my word is gold and my heart is enlarged.

 

This is an excellent example of what you knuckle dragging rednecks who went out of your own state once on your mission trip don't understand.

 

If you want to know where the best Italian wine can be had where do you ask? The Total Wine in Ballantyne? You know you do.

 

No: go to the local Italian restaurant run by first generation Italians and buy what they drink.

 

You want good Mexican? Go to Chipotle right?

 

No you morons. Go to the truck where all the Mexicans go at lunch on a Tuesday.

 

And if you want good BUFFALO wings, ask the guys from upstate New York which is best. Yeah Buffalo Wild Wings is super if you are an asshat. Go to Wild Wing Cafe.

 

[Zod]

I know this sensitive subject would not stay civil for long.

[Johnny Rockets]

1st Dd peckers

2nd pacassos

Nothing else comes close

I've seen enough of Dd Peckers now to know that I need to try them.

 

 

wait.....that didn't sound right.

[Johnny Rockets]

For those people that like Picasso's chicken wings (and they are damn good) you need to order their Buffalo Chicken Roll. I worked there on gameday after the Huddle tailgates and put that thing on the menu, If anyone tells you otherwise, punch them in the throat.  

[Vampire the buffet slayer]

This is an excellent example of what you knuckle dragging rednecks who went out of your own state once on your mission trip don't understand.

If you want to know where the best Italian wine can be had where do you ask? The Total Wine in Ballantyne? You know you do.

No: go to the local Italian restaurant run by first generation Italians and buy what they drink.

You want good Mexican? Go to Chipotle right?

No you morons. Go to the truck where all the Mexicans go at lunch on a Tuesday.

And if you want good BUFFALO wings, ask the guys from upstate New York which is best. Yeah Buffalo Wild Wings is super if you are an asshat. Go to Wild Wing Cafe.

Taco trucks are the best.

Don't tell them the green salsa. That poo isn't salsa Verde.

Also when in Durham or Raleigh check out Chubby tacos. They have burritos as big as your head.