Anyone else feel this way?

[Hotsauce]

The offseason was like learning a hot chick moved in next door.

TC, the acquisition of some receivers you have heard of, picking up star/short, healthy stud LB core, Cam in his 3rd year was like asking her out on a date

Week 1 against the Saehawks was gonna be like getting laid on a first date

....instead you premature ejaculated, leaving the hot date confused and angry

Now it's week 2 and the hot chick is going to give you a 2nd chance and all you can think about is am I going to fuck myself again?

[Jesse]

We have 15 more chances to fug her, we're bound to get lucky.

[joemac]

I say we put it in her butt this week.

[philp]

We're gonna need to fug her about 10-11 times for me to give a fug.

[t48]

If it doesn't work this time then somethings wrong with her. Time to move on and find a new one.

[Darth Biscuit]

Sorry, all I saw was the hot chick...

 

I will give her another chance.

[nosuchthingasapanther]

i read learning a hot chick moved next door and scrolled down for pics and in the process ignored all text. sooooo...what was this thread about?

[CarolinaNCSU]

I have a hard time thinking of a hot chick when we're playing Buffalo

[AceBoogie]

If it doesn't work this time then somethings wrong with her. Time to move on and find a new one.

Here's looking at you Ron

[2plankingpanther]

Perhaps you are about to get w/the hot chick a 2nd time but your father,Mike Shula walks in on ya and ruins the moment!

[PhillyB]

I say we put it in her butt this week.

 

winner

[Porn Shop Clerk]

men don't have feelings.   fail.

[Kuech the Sneak]

Dang she's fine, I wanna win

[teeray]

I don't get it. As long as I ejaculate what is the problem?