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Therapy thread...make fun of Rivera.


panther4life

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Someone asked why RR didn't call in adjustments - after all, he was wearing a headset.

Guess I can let it be known now.

Ron's headset is not plugged in, it never has been.

Ron wears the headset as a fashon accessory because he has seen other coaches wear them.

He uses the headset to filter out crowd noise and comments from pesky assistants like:

NO, you are sending in the wrong team!!

DON'T CALL A TIME OUT! The other team will kick a go ahead field goal as time runs out!

And they will WIN. Ron, you remember WIN don't you?????

In his next job someone may plug in his headset and then he will really be surprised - there might even be an expression on his face (but don't count on it).

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4pm on Monday afternoon - Charlotte, NC

 

 

Ron Rivera receives email that reads:  "4:30, my office.  - Gettleman"

 

 

 

 

Gman!  You wanted to see me?

 

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Hello, Ron.  Have a seat.

 

 

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Ronnie baby, you've put me in a very precarious position.  I'm gonna be frank with you.

 

 

 

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You're gonna be frank...can I still be Ron?

 

 

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Listen Ronnie, I'm gonna cut to the chase.  You do not have what it takes to be a head coach in the NFL.  Trust me, I've been doing this for three decades...unlike the beat-writer turned GM that hired you.  I know a coach when I see one.

 

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Oh come on Gman!!  Let me stay the head coach pleeease??  I'll give you a 30 minute foot massage every morning, just like I do for ol' Jerr-Bear!  And I'll even give you the same "extra treatment" I give Jerr!!

 

 

 

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*jerry peeks in*

 

OHH RONNIEE I'M READY FOR MY TREATMENT!

 

 

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Dear god what I have gotten myself into?

 

 

 

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to be continued...

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4pm on Monday afternoon - Charlotte, NC

 

 

Ron Rivera receives email that reads:  "4:30, my office.  - Gettleman"

 

 

 

 

Gman!  You wanted to see me?

 

080812_Rivera_400.jpg

 

 

 

 

Hello, Ron.  Have a seat.

 

 

7355025.jpg

 

 

 

Ronnie baby, you've put me in a very precarious position.  I'm gonna be frank with you.

 

 

 

PanthersCampFo_0730-SCCB101_1.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You're gonna be frank...can I still be Ron?

 

 

130110_askbryan_inside.jpg

 

 

 

 

8tEyz.St.138.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...

 

 

130904_gettles_inside.jpg

 

 

 

 

512x.jpg

 

 

 

 

Listen Ronnie, I'm gonna cut to the chase.  You do not have what it takes to be a head coach in the NFL.  Trust me, I've been doing this for three decades...unlike the beat-writer turned GM that hired you.  I know a coach when I see one.

 

517b51dc3bee7.image.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh come on Gman!!  Let me stay the head coach pleeease??  I'll give you a 30 minute foot massage every morning, just like I do for ol' Jerr-Bear!  And I'll even give you the same "extra treatment" I give Jerr!!

 

 

 

111114_wk10folo_inside.jpg

 

 

 

*jerry peeks in*

 

OHH RONNIEE I'M READY FOR MY TREATMENT!

 

 

jerry-richardson.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dear god what I have gotten myself into?

 

 

 

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to be continued...

 

Wow....lol

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