Dumb Niners Fan on reddit puts all his money on niners parlay bet with bengals

[TheJason]

Unless he's got an Uncle Biff with a Gray's Almanac, he's an idiot.

 

 

 

 

 

And that only runs through 2000.... So make like a tree and get the hell out of here

[Semaj]

I'm so pumped for this. ALL of my friends are fuggin niner fans. They are everywhere here on the west coast since they started winning.

The Seahawks/Niners bandwagon fans could be the worst I've ever seen.

If we win, I will probably lose some friends and get in some fights at candlestick. I don't even care.

But if we lose I'm hiding and drinking myself to death.

Nope I got to go with the Saints on this one.  Who was a Saints fan before the Brees era?

[Semaj]

I'm so pumped for this. ALL of my friends are fuggin niner fans. They are everywhere here on the west coast since they started winning.

The Seahawks/Niners bandwagon fans could be the worst I've ever seen.

If we win, I will probably lose some friends and get in some fights at candlestick. I don't even care.

But if we lose I'm hiding and drinking myself to death.

By the way I am a Socal Native.  Where are you from?  

[Sam Mills Fan]

Jesus that is going to be hilarious when he loses that.

[DecrypticShadow]

Anyone care to translate this for us Vegas-challenged folks?

 

The bettor needs both the Bengals to beat the Ravens by 2 or more points + the 49ers to beat the Panthers by 7 or more points to win... 

 

If only one team accomplishes this he will lose all his money. A parlay means you are betting on both bets to win and cover the spread. Parlays are interesting to bettors because you could win more money, but the odds of hitting all the bets in the parlay obviously go less in the bettors favor with the more and more teams added. 

[SCMunnerlyn1]

Nope I got to go with the Saints on this one.  Who was a Saints fan before the Brees era?

 

I enjoyed the Saints during the Aaron Brooks era never was really a fan but I never had anything bad to say about them other than well that sucks they lost again.

[Happy Panther]

ive never kept more than $1000 in bovada at anyone time...im small stakes and generally have a net gain/loss of 0. interesting.

 

You obviously have almost no liability if you aren't making a gain. The only time I would start tracking is if you are depositing a check into a US bank. If you think you could go on a run and take out a $10k check then I would track your losses. But if all your gambling is on Bovada, like mine, then it does it for you.

[Kelp]

By the way I am a Socal Native. Where are you from?

Currently in Simi Valley.

[rodeo]

hehehehehehe

[Jase]

haha

 

muhahaha

 

hehehehehe

[Sean Payton's Vicodin]

lol

[therealmjl]

A hahaahaha ha a Hahahah hahahahha

[SCP]

LMAO

[nickzz]

it was determined to be fake :/