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http://profootballmock.com/boardbattles/battle-boards-panthers-patriots/

 

pretty funny stuff. the formatting is pretty crappy, but the discussion had me laughing.

 

i couldn't copy any of the images but i managed to copy the transcript...

 

 

Panthers-icon.pngGO PANTHERS!

 

Patriots-icon.pngGO PATRIOTS!

 

HUGE GAME THIS MONDAY!

 

JUST ANOTHER PRE-PLAYOFF WARMUP FOR US!

 

YOU WON’T BE SO COCKY WHEN WE EXACT OUR REVENGE ON YOU

 

REVENGE FOR WHAT?

 

FOR WHEN YOU BEAT US IN THE SUPER BOWL

 

WHAT? THE PANTHERS HAVE NEVER MADE A SUPER BOWL!

 

YES WE DID! IN 2004!

 

AGAINST US? REALLY?

 

HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THAT?

 

LOOK, WE PLAY IN A LOT OF SUPER BOWLS. IT’S EASY TO LOSE TRACK.

 

YOUR ARROGANCE IS YOUR MOST UNBECOMING FEATURE

 

YOUR LACK OF CHAMPIONSHIPS IS YOURS

 

GOD, I HOPE CAM NEWTON TEARS YOU APART ON MONDAY

 

WHO?

 

CAM NEWTON? OUR QUARTERBACK?

 

WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRIS WEINKE?

 

HE RETIRED SIX YEARS AGO!

 

INTERESTING. WELL MAYBE THIS NAUGHTON GUY WILL FILL HIS SHOES ONE DAY.

 

IT’S NEWTON! HE WAS THE FIRST PICK OF THE DRAFT IN 2011!

 

THAT’S NICE. WE PREFER TO GET OUR QBs IN ROUND SIX, BUT WHATEVER.

 

YOUR PRECIOUS TOM BRADY IS GONNA GET DESTROYED BY OUR DEFENSE

 

WE’RE NOT AFRAID OF JULIUS PEPPERS

 

PEPPERS LEFT IN FREE AGENCY 3 YEARS AGO. I’M TALKING ABOUT LUKE KUECHLY.

 

WHO?

 

STAR LINEBACKER? DEFENSIVE ROOKIE OF THE YEAR? LUKE KUECHLY?!

 

YOU’RE MAKING THESE NAMES UP, AREN’T YOU?

 

HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT US?

 

WE ONLY PAY ATTENTION TO A HANDFUL OF TEAMS IN THE NFC

 

WHICH ONES?

 

THE GOOD ONES

 

WE’RE 6-3. THAT’S ONLY ONE GAME WORSE THAN YOU

 

6-3 IN THE NFC IS LIKE 4-5 IN THE AFC

 

THE NFC HAS WON 4 OF THE PAST 6 SUPER BOWLS, YOU KNOW

 

NOT IMPRESSED

 

TWO OF THOSE WINS CAME OVER YOU

 

I DON’T RECALL THAT

 

REALLY. YOU DON’T RECALL THE GIANTS’ TWO LAST SECOND VICTORIES OVER YOU?

 

LOOK, WE PLAY IN A LOT OF SUPER BOWLS. IT’S EASY TO LOSE TRACK.

 

YOU’RE A TEAM IN DECLINE. WE’RE A TEAM ON THE RISE.

 

NO TEAM COACHED BY LESLIE FRAZIER CAN CONSIDER ITSELF “ON THE RISE”

 

THAT’S NOT US. YOU’RE THINKING OF THE VIKINGS.

 

OH. SO ARE YOU THE ONE WITH THE MRSA OUTBREAK IN THE LOCKER ROOM?

 

THAT’S THE BUCCANEERS

 

THE ONE WITH THE LION ON YOUR HELMET?

 

THAT’S THE LIONS!

 

ALL YOU NFC TEAMS LOOK ALIKE TO US

 

YOU’LL REMEMBER WHO WE ARE WHEN WE WHIP YOUR ASS ON MONDAY

 

WRONG. WE’LL ONLY REMEMBER YOU ONCE YOU FINALLY MAKE IT TO A SUPER BOWL

 

I TOLD YOU. WE’VE BEEN TO A SUPER BOWL. AGAINST YOU!

 

LOOK, WE PLAY IN A LOT OF SUPER BOWLS. IT’S EASY TO LOSE TRACK.

 

DIE

 

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