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Hardy the crazy-eyed Kraken (lyrics)

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You know Tolbert and Davis and Kuechly and Newton,
Wharton and Nortman and Williams and Olsen,
But do you recall
The most famous Panther of all?
 
Hardy the crazy eyed Kraken
Had a very large large frame
He wanted a lot of money
And maybe some Hogwarts fame
 
A rookie named Terron Armstead
Used to laugh and call him names
He said that he was fast at the combine
And ready to dominate the game
 
Then one rainy Charlotte day
Riverboat came to say
"Kraken with your brain and your might
Won't you kick Armstead's ass all day and all night?
 
Then all the Panthers loved him
"Armstead's manhood you did raid!
Hardy the crazy eyed Kraken
It's time for you to go get paid!!"
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