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I harken back to the glory days of Panthers fandom. You know what I’m talking about. Was there anything better than watching Brad Hoover catch one of his 6 TD receptions or any of his 145 receptions for 1,046 yards and the whole stadium bellowing “HOOOOOOOOOVER!!!”? Or when Mushin Muhammad had an 85 yard Super Bowl TD and roaring “MOOOOOOOSE!!!”? I think our “recent“ lack of success can be directly attributed to a lack of an “OOOOOOO” player to route for. That is why it is time to once again present my 2026 NFL All “Oooooooo” Draft presented by Hoover Vacuum Cleaners. If you’re going to suck make sure you have a Hoover. No trades and I used PFSN simulator. 19-Omar Cooooooper Jr - WR Indiana 51-Treydon Stoooookes - CB Arizona 83-Drooooo Shelton - OT Penn State 119-Chris McClellan - DT Missouri 158- Drooooo Allar - QB Penn State 159-Anez Cooooooper - OG Miami (FL) 200-Pat Cooooooogan - OC Indiana UFA-Cole Winoooooooski - S Texas Tech UFA-Drooooo Watts - LB Memphis I think I addressed most of our needs but I was not reaching for positions. I was just following my “oooooooo” board and taking the best name available. I know I double downed on Cooooooooper and triple dipped on Droooooooo but that just how the draft fell to me. I didn’t try to manufacture a nickname but I did take an outlier in Chis McClellan for personal reasons. I hope you enjoy. So this is how stupid these mock drafts are. I got a B- as an overall score. Literally picking players based off of names with an u: sound.

Kill it of course.

what would Sarah Conner do?

"Drafting a Long Snapper in the 1st round isn't just smart, it's a revolution. Grabbing such a valued position early is a bold move that most would overlook. Let me know when you're ready for pick #2."

I tried to use it for tracking my food macros and it just made poo up much of the time

Cowboys always seem to target players we seem to want. I'm not sure if thats a good thing

Use it for compiling and sorting data. That's it that's all.

Depends on how they're using it.

Okay, so here's my prediction. 19. Jacob Rodriguez, LB, Texas Tech 51. Jalon Green, S, South Carolina 83. Lee Hunter, DT. Texas Tech 110. Germie Bernard, WR, Alabama 158. Caden "Vanilla Gorilla" Barnett OT/OG/C Wyoming 159. Ephesians Prysock, CB, Key and Peele State U. (Washington) 200. Beau Stephens, OG, Iowa

The Sens are still a threat. Other than depth, we are pretty equal. Canes MUST get 1 of these two game in Ottawa.

Yeah im completely not buying the talk he isnt a first rounder at this point

Well they both pick after us. If Dan wants him he's probably there.

We've needed a safety like that for a long time wouldn't be mad at all

https://x.com/i/status/2046236030748250365 JRod in play for cowboys and bills in the first. Welp.

I think fans are a little higher on this guy than the NFL, good player but hes a day 2 pick

Just take JRod

This is a weird draft. I feel like, at 19, there are a lot of "3rd best" options; FS, WR, OT, ILB, Hell, even QB. If we can get a solid, long-term starter, I'm not going to bitch about it regardless of position. FWIW, I'm not sold on Sadiq at all.

If TD and Luke love him i dont need to hear anything else. If there is one player that screams Keep Pounding in this draft its JRod.

Thomas Davis was singing his praises on Smitty's channel a few weeks ago. He had Rodriguez ranked 3rd behind the 2 from Ohio State.

I'm surprised that we could find 2!

He won't be there by the time our pick comes back around in the second round. We've got to move in the first. Maybe, if the waters seem calm at the time, trade back with Buffalo and pick him then. Oh what the hell. Grab him if he's there in the first and then roll on. Take Jalon Kilgore, the safety out of SC in the second, and Lee Hunter the DT from Texas Tech in the third. And somewhere deep in the draft snag Caden Barnett "the Vanilla Gorilla" RT from Wyoming to study behind all of our linemen and set up to take over for one of them in 2027.