Riverboat Ron

5 years if Bryce is a bust, 3 years if he isn’t.

Some of you may die, but that’s a risk I’m willing to take. -David Tepper

What blows my mind is a team that’s had a fetish for top athletic analytical scores decided QB was the spot where we said screw it, let’s draft a short, weak armed QB who was surrounded by talent. Guy can’t scramble, can’t deep arm a ball, can’t power in a strike, what made him special outside of his brain which is slowly being Carr’d.

Just name Nicole Tepper both and we kill four birds with one stone. New GM and HC at the same time and the first female GM and HC.

Head Coach: Nicole Tepper GM: Nicole Tepper

This, we have Jerry Jones on steroids and most people don’t see it yet.

All you have to do is look at the velocity a QB puts on throws and you can tell if they have an NFL arm. Young’s arm was so similar to Jimmy Clausen, I had the same cautious optimism and now I feel exactly how I did in 2010.

CJ jumped Young in the UGA game, I honestly still don’t understand how we drafted Young.

We win out and we’re in the Super Bowl.

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Gastonia Panthers

What if he makes his wife the head coach?

Got my turkey seasoned and ready to pop in the oven!

Banging my neighbors wife wearing a CJ Stroud Jersey while her husband is at Bank of America wearing his Bryce Young Jersey.

This. Tepper likes “yes” men and people like Tepper never change. This franchise is screwed until he’s gone.

Blackmail

My interest in the team is zero, I just follow enough for fantasy and I enjoy posting on the huddle. Outside of that I don’t care anymore.

1. Brian St. Pierre

Fisting

Meanwhile the Stroud/Dell combo tearing it up while the Young/Mingo combo looks like the guy who got a viagra placebo.

Watched the game for 5 minutes on Prime, turned it off and all I could say is f’ this team. They drafted the wrong QB, signed the wrong coach and were bought by the wrong owner. This team is screwed for as long as Tepper inserts himself into operations and hires yes men.

This team sucks butt.

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This is why I’ve put football on the back burner. I can’t follow another team and this team’s problem starts at a position we can’t do anything about, owner.

Same as when we let Bradberry walk for Shaq.