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Riverboat Ron

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  1. Morgan proceeds to sign an Australian Shepherd and Goldendoodle to 3 year deals.
  2. The rules are different if you’re rich. Just make sure you don’t commit a crime against your fellow wealthy citizens.
  3. Build a Time Machine and make David Tepper’s dad wear a condom.
  4. Question becomes who does CMC choose as his team when he enters the Hall of Fame? 90% he picks the 49ers.
  5. Ravens great Steve Smith Bears great Julius Peppers Bears great Greg Olsen Boston College great Luke Kuechly
  6. I just wish this was Madden and we could reload our save before 2020.
  7. Rivera- “Don’t neglect the ballsack when you’re blowing.”
  8. I like to think there’s an alternate universe where being a Panthers fan isn’t constant disappointment.
  9. This. The only thing Bryce had going for him was his ability to read defenses, and that hasn’t translated in the NFL, we literally got a UFA level QB for DJ Moore, CMC, and 2 firsts. We also missed out on a franchise QB.
  10. At that point I’m good with the cleansing glow of WW3 nuclear Armageddon.
  11. I knew it would be a Peppers situation all over again. Why do we never learn from our mistakes?
  12. Worst GM yet… wait till Nicole Tepper becomes the GM.
  13. Pulls mask off Tepper to reveal he’s actually Fat Alice and Nicole is his dog Peanut butter lips.
  14. This is why I’m done. Stroud was by every measure the #1 pick based on the timing of our trade, dude had blown away the workouts and looked every bit a franchise QB. I was convinced he was the pick and the Young projections were just trolls, then I saw the hug. I knew we were f’ed. I held out hope just like when we took Jimmy Clausen that maybe I was blind to something the experts in Charlotte saw that I didn’t. Sadly they have very comparable arms and Bryce will struggle.
  15. Served him before, dude had 8 Diet Cokes everyone else was drinking $300+ bottles of Red.
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