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If I could turn back time, I would impregnate the first women to ever exist. I would have a harem of them, as well as 20-30 babies with them all. Then I would probably die of starvation or freeze to death in some cave somewhere. But just think! The entire world would be descendants of me. Wait...are we talking about turning back time in our current lifetime and dimension, or are we talking about interdimensional time travelling?

Probably just distracted everyone with all that whining, crying, and boo-hooing about how he is so unhappy in GB.

Never forget, Kane and the Undertaker beat the hell out of Vince McMahon on that same episode later in the night.

Speaking of jeopardy, was he lying to them to about his vaccination status when he hosted Jeopardy? I don't know their rules or protocols but yea. I am willing to bet that weirdo hippy girlfriend of his had a big influence. When will these dudes EVER learn to not mess with chicks until they retire?

Did you not see him fall flat on his face when he had a very wide open lane to run in? It needs to be made into a gif with Benny Hill music, or Three Stooges "wub wub wub wub" or some silly "doink bonk" noises.

Was he in your apartment complex shirtless, with a boot on his foot, riding around on a scooter?

Smoking hot white girl with a rich dad who got a nice lawyer? Just guessing here lol

There is a very touching article about Donte Stallworth opening up about his manslaughter DUI incident. I really think it would benefit the NFL to have people like him speak to these young players about his past mistakes. https://www.si.com/nfl/2014/07/10/donte-stallworth-rookie-symposium-dui

This might be another total snoozefest where neither offense can get going and the game comes down to field goals and self-inflicted turnovers.

Thank God. Not sure what the hold up was. Trent Scott should have replaced one of them LONG ago.

One of the dipshit guards was out. I honestly forget which one is which out of dumb (Miller) and dumber (Daley). Both of those boneheads needed to be benched a LONG time ago.

Yea he has been struggling, but I will be damned if he didn't really seem motivated after getting rocked. If there was any time for him to throw in the towel, that was the perfect excuse. He didn't though. He seemed more full of fire than he has been his entire time here.

We have Reddick. To me, they were just about carbon copies of each other. Having both of them here now would be pretty cool but they didn't seem to wreak havoc together in AZ. It feels like Simmons just picked up where Reddick left off.

If I go through his phone and find out he's been texting other b*tches then its OVER!

Hmmm.....I wonder if the Broncos would have a use for him?

Greg Olsen was damn right when he said something to the effect of "I've never liked the 'getting someone involved' mantra. You should never force the ball to someone when they don't have the hot hand". He said that in something as early as the Dallas game IIRC.

How do you only have 832 posts? I swear I remember this username posting on here like 10 years ago.

As Panthers fans, we have seen some very bad QB play for most of the time over the last 25 years. I have to say that PJs cameo in this last game may have been the very worst performance by an NFL professional QB I have ever watched play, not just as a Panther. He was incredibly awful.

Even before the repeatedly dead-horse beaten topics I have had a hard time focusing on anything past halftime since game one. I think that may be a big problem with players too. I am half convinced that a lot of the forms of entertainment we have now create very short attention spans, especially for younger people or players. The games just feel so long. I swear by halftime I feel like I have watched the entire game. I debated on making an entire thread about this subject but felt like I lacked a lot of substance and would just come off as rambling.

If I could only figure out how the hell to mute you lol. The thread was supposed to be a descriptive story that might be a little more interesting or different than the same threads we have on here repeatedly. I swear to God I feel like I am re-reading the hours and hours worth of exact same poo my wife and I texted each other in circles when we were getting a divorce.

I'm hitting the ignore button. Seems like you hit your head really god damn hard recently because you have just been all over the place with derpiness.

Ok fine ill just make a Watson, bench Sam and trade for the bottom of the barrel, sign Cam, or fire Ruhle post. This was supposed to be a thread about something completely different than everyone has been posting on here for the last 4 losses.

Stop feeding all these trolls with their grand total of 69 posts lol

How many different colleges is this now? Maybe he can do some of us a favor and take the circus to ECU?

Maybe taking tap dancing classes will help him some? That or some concrete shoes....cyanide....TNT......HIGH VOLTAGE!!!