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Avant is much like the X-Man Cyclops.

Without his gloves, Avant cannot open a door because his hand sticks to the knob like super glue. He tries to text, but his thumbs stay bolted to his samsung galaxy s1.

As a child, Avant was made to feel less than human because of his mutant sticky hands. A game of slaps once sent a child to the ER.

With assistance from Professor Prohel, Avant is ready to transform into the human ball vacuum, as long as Matt Ryan hasn't already patented the name.

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Avant is much like the X-Man Cyclops.

Without his gloves, Avant cannot open a door because his hand sticks to the knob like super glue. He tries to text, but his thumbs stay bolted to his samsung galaxy s1.

As a child, Avant was made to feel less than human because of his mutant sticky hands. A game of slaps once sent a child to the ER.

With assistance from Professor Prohel, Avant is ready to transform into the human ball vacuum, as long as Matt Ryan hasn't already patented the name.

Well played sir. Well played.

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Steve is playing out the string in Baltimore....Lafell ready to under achieve in New England,Hixon injured again and retired and Ginn being over paid for his WR skills.....nothing to cry about from that group.

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