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[CM86]

I'll go first:

Smitty to Captain, "Read my lips, I AM taller than you."

[tchadb21]

"if you fumble again, I will smack you"

[Kevin Greene]

"I started my career shining on special teams, you can too."

[southcakalac]

"I started my career shining on special teams, you can too."

This

[thunderraiden]

"Here's the money I owe you, I really didn't think you had the balls to go out of bounds at the end there."

[Jangler]

O CAPTAIN! my Captain! our fearful trip is done;

The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;

The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,

While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring:

But O heart! heart! heart!

O the bleeding drops of red,

Where on the deck my Captain lies,

Fallen cold and dead.

O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;

Rise up—for you the flag is flung—for you the bugle trills;

For you bouquets and ribbon’d wreaths—for you the shores a-crowding;

For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;

Here Captain! dear father!

This arm beneath your head;

It is some dream that on the deck,

You’ve fallen cold and dead.

My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still;

My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will;

The ship is anchor’d safe and sound, its voyage closed and done;

From fearful trip, the victor ship, comes in with object won;

Exult, O shores, and ring, O bells!

But I, with mournful tread,

Walk the deck my Captain lies,

Fallen cold and dead.

[Black]

how about this one:

[Bfox]

"Captain, I'm relieving you of duty"

[kungfoodude]

"Has anyone ever taken yo' manhood?"

[DudeNamedJeremy]

"Captain, I'm relieving you of duty"

Sounds like somethin zod would be into

[Zod]

delish

[ItsNotGonnaBeAlright]

"Dude, seriously, drop the ball. People will loose their minds over it. Freakin' hillarious!"

[Davidson Deac II]

Im your captain, Im your captain,

Although Im feeling mighty sick.

Everybody, listen to me,

And return me, my ship.

Im your captain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Im your captain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Im your captain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Im your captain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Im getting closer to my home ...

[outlaw4]

Captain to Smitty: I got a little Captain in me. Got a little Captain in you?