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"Psycho Ex" Stories

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I dated a girl for a very short time (luckily) before I found out she had psycho tendencies. She drank excessively, often by herself. She was coming off a nasty divorce, which I didn't know until a few dates in. Anyway, this was before the days of rude text messaging, so I did the polite thing and drove to her apartment to break things off. As I was leaving, the bitch hurled a Campbell's soup can and hit me square on my right shoulder blade. Right on the damn bone. Holy poo I was furious.

Stood there perplexed and angry for a moment, got in my car and GTFO.

Thankfully, that's my only psycho story.

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Oh damn, do I have some stories. Lets get this out of the way, im stupid and recognize that fact.

With that said, i was with a bipolar women for 7 years. Some on here might have seen me post somethings about her over the years.

Constant fights, getting glass vases, sissors and all other kinds of things thrown at me, constant mood swings, being cheated on at least three dozen times that I now know about. She would try to cut herself, attacked me with a knife on a couple of occasions. Perpetual lying. Always complained about having a bad childhood and how her family hated her......

Finally not with her anymore, but she somehow managed to get married three months after we broke up and not with the guy she cheated on me with. Lol...

Thinkfully, i didnt go through with actually getting married with her even though 3-4 months in she was asking and I proposed about 6 months in, but kept pushing it back....whew!

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Personal story:

 

The only Real crazy bitch I dated (besides my wife.. amirite?) was back when I was in like 6th-7th grade.

I went to private school in a bad area of Prince George's County, MD (realy all of it's bad). So anyways, I was sheltered from a lot during the school year but not when we got home from school or the summer. During the summer, all my school friends would be gone and I would have awesome summers at the pool with the "cool public school" kids. Since I was sheltered a bit and only interacted with private school kids, I wasn't able to diagnose 'hot-crazy bitch' from 'hot-psyco bitch' easily. All I knew was (we will call her Suzy) Suzy liked me. She was hot, so obviously I was down.

 

So after a week or so of going out to movies and yada-yada, i go away for 'week-long' summer camp and come back excited to see my GF.

While I was away she stitched my name into her hand and was super excited to show me! I didn't really know how to process that or how to break it off immediately. Later on, one night while we were on the phone, she cuts her wrists and told me what she was doing. "There's a lot of blood.. etc."

I still didn't know how to handle that poo. I didn't call 911 but just told her to stop doing that. I know I'm in over my head now and don't want to break up with her and cause her to kill herself.. mind you I'm like 12 years old at this point. That's a lot to process, right?

 

I continued to date her for the rest of the summer and Long Story Short - and I'm a horrible person for this - but she made a man outta me after we found out her dad died in a motorcycle accident on the capital beltway around DC. Once I went back to school, we just mutually spilt because we had already cheated on each other, meh. C'est La Vie

 

No pink flaps or kissing one the forehead but whatever...

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I was banging this black chick who hated white people. I don't even feel comfortable repeating what she said. She liked the N word a lot and would punch me until I called her that. She also liked um southern plantation role play.

How much did that hooker cost you?
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So while I'm pretty sure Kurt Busch's "international assassin" ex-girlfriend tops anything any of us has got, I'm wondering who all here has a story about an ex or a date that wasn't exactly 'all there".

 

How did you find out and what did they do?

 

Any story about parts being cutoff beats being married to an assassin.

 

Now if the assassin was the one that cut it off, well that wins.  :)

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I got married too young to have any psycho exes.

Back when I was dating, though, I kept meeting the girls that wanted to talk marriage like 12 seconds after I asked them out. WTF? The closest I had to a psycho wasn't a psycho until we broke up. She was throwing poo and came at me with a knife or piece of glass, I don't remember... but I put her upside down in a laundry basket and GTFO'd.

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Right after I graduated high school I met this ginger 5'2 tall 100lbs cute lil thing.  She was super sweet but was dating at the time so I decided to be friends with her.  Her boyfriend traveled a lot but was a cool dude, me and him actual got along just fine.  One day she invited me to come to her house just to chill cause her mom was there.  We both were underage but her mom bought us beer and cigarettes so I was like whatever....  After that she wanted to hang out with me more and more and more.  I was like listen... it's getting weird, u have a boyfriend and I think u'r getting little to close.  So she said she's dumping her boyfriend (she was 17 and her boyfriend was 28).  I was like ok.  So she calls me at 9am on tuesday, crying... I was like whats up?  She proceeds to tell me that they broke up and etc and if I could come and pick her up, I was like "sure".  I picked her and brough her over to my house to talk...  Just as friends. She goes straight into the bedroom crawls under my blanket.  I was like ok...  Anyway, during her conversation about her ex she takes her pants off and says she have feeling for me... I had feelings to at the time, in my boner.  So I nailed her and took her home.  She start calling me everyday to hang out and have sex except on the weekends because she spend weekends with her grandma. 

 

This was going on for 1-2 months.  Then she started visiting her grandma on Thursdays as well... I was like... well that's weird.  Anyways, her best friend apparently had a crush on me and she told me she never broke up with her boyfriend!  She asked him to play dump like they don't date anymore because of age difference and he agreed.  So she was fuging me on week days and him every other weekend.  Weird part... Three of us hangout together a lot!  Neither did he nor I knew she slept with both of us.  When I found out the truth, I called him and was like "Hey dude, we're fuging the same girl".  

 

Anyway, I dumped her the same day and started dating her best friend.  Her best friend stopped talking to her.

 

That's not it... This crazy bitch sent flowers to my job, wrote me cards... apologizing and saying im the one and only....  Then she asked me to just have sex with her... Nothing needed, she will even buy me a meal and pay for the gas.  I ignored her and for shits and giggiles decided to call her ex.... Weeeeeellllllll, they still together at the time she sent me flowers and poo.  Actually, she was gonna use his money to pay for my gas and food.  So I informed of this and he got pissed again....  Everything kind of stop until few weeks later when she called me with some random guy and said that I'm missing out and she's gonna fug this guy now if I don't come over..... Sooooooo I called her ex again and they still together!  And he was out of town at the time.  I had enough so I went to police station the next day and filled a harassment report and everything stopped.  Until 3 years ago when I ran into her mom at the store... I mean, its been almost 7 years back then and her mom said she wants to get back with me.... WTF!?!?!?  I said no thanks, I'm about to get married.

 

Anyway, she has a kid and husband of 3 years and no, not her ex.

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