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Football vs. Vajayjay? For humor. Curmudgeons & stick-in-the-muds need not read.


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Football or the P  

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  1. 1. For the rest of your lives, which do you choose?

    • Football (and our beloved Panthers)
      17
    • Vajayjay
      43
    • I am younger than 40 and I honestly can't answer that question
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    • I am older than 45 and I honestly can't answer that question
      3
    • I am 40-45 and leaning towards vajajay
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    • I am 40-45 and am leaning towards football
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I'd have to say vajayjay.  I just turned 34, and have been married 12 years.  Frequency, as most married guys know, has declined greatly.  However, I have to consider that, in football, there's an off-season.  At best(Super Bowl appearance), you're looking at 8 months until a meaningful game is being played.  Just let that sink in for a moment.

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While one can live without either one, I'll take football over sex.  Football brings me hours of enjoyment, a place to socialize and stuff to think about.

 

Sex is very temporary, becomes decreasingly frequent, and a topic to fight over (not enough, quality, ect).

 

My wife doesn't care about football! =)  I can watch it when ever I want, however I want!

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Not even a question. P wins hands down. The previous posts by the older guys is another reason I will never get married. Life wouldn't be life without wild crazy sex. And I'm not down with a woman putting me on some starvation diet where the P is concerned. If there's no food on the table, a man has to go hunting.

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Poon 100/100. Football is manly, but there's nothing more primal than slaying poon.

 

 

Not even a question. P wins hands down. The previous posts by the older guys is another reason I will never get married. Life wouldn't be life without wild crazy sex. And I'm not down with a woman putting me on some starvation diet where the P is concerned. If there's no food on the table, a man has to go hunting.

 

 

seems there sure are alot of masturbators here on the huddle

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