Should handicapped bathroom stall be treated like a handicapped parking space?

[SCP]

I am vexed. When I go to poop and there is a spacious handicapped stall sitting there calling my name, I generally climb onboard and whistle Dixie like I'm running free in a large meadow. But I have a very guilty feeling the whole time because what if somebody comes in that actually needs it? Should I get a fine like those assholes that illegally park in handicapped parking spaces at the Walmart?

[Bronn]

Claim you're claustrophobic and you have your excuse.

I doubt they will be issuing handicapped tags to parked asses any time soon. What a crappy job if you get stuck in the enforcement side of that, though.

[SCP]

I suppose one could get up mid-poop if need be.  But then what if my legs are asleep and I can't stand until the feeling comes back?  I just can't resist the extra room.

[Pejorative Miscreant]

If there are isn't a wheel chair within a 10 foot radius when you enter the restroom your conscious should be clear.

[dos poptarts]

[cookinbrak]

If there's no other port in a storm, game on. But, if other stalls are available and it's merely for comfort, think about it- you can use any stall, a dude in a wheelchair might not be able to.

 

On a side note, why do people think that parking in the fire lane is acceptable? Because they're only gonna be there a minute? If your just dropping someone at the door, fine- drop them off and park, don't sit there for 20 minutes waiting.

 

 

[jackson113]

Park your car in the stall and poo in the parking spot.

[jackson113]

I was just at a Mexican restaurant and took my little boy in the men's room. The guy in front of US at The urinal then walks out without washing his hands. We do our business ,walk out and I see him at the bar. The only thing I can think is that I hope he ain't enjoying chips and salsa with his woman...yuk..

[Jase]

Dunno. I am currently posting from a Taco Bell, I will research this shortly.

[Cary Kollins]

I will generally take advantage of the spacious handicapped stal.

But this scene is always in the back of my mind.

[Future of the Funchise]

I just watched this this morning. XD

[Kevin Greene]

Handicapped is fair game!

You don't need a placard on your ass to use it!

 

 

 

[usmcpanthers]

One time I did, and an actual handy capped person was banging on the door bitching for me to hurry up. In a voice like Jimmy at south park. So I told them to shut up and wait and said timmy. I also acted handicapped when I walked out. I thought is was funny and yes I'm going to hell haha. No one was hurt everyone got to go poo lol.

[teeray]

Not to mention that those rails are very helpful if your legs do happen to fall asleep.

Just saying