Mesopotamian Mythology and the 2015 Carolina Panthers: A Critical Analysis and Best Case Scenario

[PhillyB]

Ok @PhillyB you debut your article and shortly thereafter Luke is signed.

Are you the Herald of the one called Nippleshorts?

no that bastard stole my thunder

[L-TownCat]

no that bastard stole my thunder

Then he's even better than we thought.

He doesnt just have his finger on the pulse of this fan base, he's squared up behind it with one leg propped up on the head board and a fist full of hair.

[PhillyB]

Then he's even better than we thought.

He doesnt just have his finger on the pulse of this fan base, he's squared up behind it with one leg propped up on the head board and a fist full of hair.

i think you should win the wet luke photo prize

[L-TownCat]

i think you should win the wet luke photo prize

Me too man, me too.

[mc52beast]

reasons to be optimistic

1) we have a really good defense, the kind you can take on the road in a hostile environment and quiet a crowd.

2) the emergence of the o-line... It looks like Getty hit a homerun with the pick-up of Oher, if he and the others can continue their good play thru the season, then we have another weapon to take on the road, a running game.

3) and of course Cam Newton... Dude got paid and will be looking to show people he's worth it. With a much improved line, he should be able to pick defenses apart, and when plays fall apart he can run. 

 

 

[xerxes]

Wait what happens to Gilgamesh? Does he get revenge on that viper bitch? Cliffhangers not cool man.

[PhillyB]

Wait what happens to Gilgamesh? Does he get revenge on that viper bitch? Cliffhangers not cool man.

he saves the world from a global flood but noah gets all the street cred for it

[bigskypanthersguy]

One of the best posts I've encountered here.  Kudos, good sir.

[xerxes]

he saves the world from a global flood but noah gets all the street cred for it

So the Viper just does whatever he wants, and he gets away with it. Seems like he should be the Patriots in this analogy.

[frash.exe]

Me when phillyb retires from the huddle years from now:

We tried and tried, but could not fit your fuging name on the cake!

 

[beastson]

I'm going to google Mesopotamian

[PhillyB]

I'm going to google Mesopotamian

Fertile Crescent, cradle of civilization, the tigris and euphrates, ancient iraq... etc.

[davos]

I'm experiencing cerebral hemorrhaging in trying to absorb all of these historical references Zed

[pantherphan96]

Great stuff as usual. I really enjoy longform but unfortunately there is only one decent journalist at ESPN in Wright Thompson. More please!