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[The Huddler]

I hate that little fug

 

 

[Towelboy]

I'll be honest with you, I love his music. I do. I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman."

[Khaki Lackey]

"Hey guys! Whoa, Big Gulps, huh? Alright. Welp. See ya later!"

 

[uncfan888]

Drew brees and Brett Favre merely adopted Walmart jeans.  I was born in them...  Molded by them 

[Khaki Lackey]

I'll be honest with you, I love his music. I do. I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman."

I feel the same way. I celebrate the guy's entire collection.

[Chaos]

The other guy next to Russ:

"Where did you get those clothes, at the...toilet store?"

[WilmyWood]

"Hey guys! Whoa, Big Gulps, huh? Alright. Welp. See ya later!"

 

Hah! I was just about to post that!

[motocross_cat]

You guys want some sandwiches?

[Jangler]

I don't miss Meryl Streep movies, she an American institution.

[KillaCamNewton]

RW is that guy that makes the explosion sound when he fist bumps his teammates

[Udogg]

Russell Wilson is the type of guy to sneak up behind his buddy cover his eyes and say "Guess who?".

[SCP]

"So then Ciara showed me her pink flaps and I was all 'Ewww what are those' and then I covered my eyes until she put clothes on."

[uncfan888]

RW is that guy that makes the explosion sound when he fist bumps his teammates

Nah.  He's the guy that, when one of his teammates holds his hand out for a fist bump, he's not sure if he should bump it or shake it so he awkwardly acts like he doesn't see it 

[Jangler]

Russell Wilson is the type of guy to sneak up behind his buddy cover his eyes and say "Guess who?".

buddy.....riiiiiiight.