Official Huddle 2016 Cargo Short Pledge

[Jeremy Igo]

I hereby declare that whenever possible I will wear cargo short pants, the most perfect and pristine garment available to real men, during the year of our Lord 2016. 

By doing so, I acknowledge that real men of substance and sexual prowess need pockets to keep necessities like knives, dip, fishing lures, throwing stars, and the phone numbers of adoring ladies hoping for our attention. 

 

In short... 

 

This...

 

Not this....

 

 

 

[RoaringRiot]

I'm so happy to see this is a pinned thread. 

 

And I agree. Tailgating without cargos is damn near impossible if you're doing it right. 

[Jeremy Igo]

Just now, RoaringRiot said:

I'm so happy to see this is a pinned thread. 

 

And I agree. Tailgating without cargos is damn near impossible if you're doing it right. 

Must be drinking twist top beers 

 

ugh

[The Huddler]

I'm sorry... I Have committed to having my wardrobe to being Identicle to Cams...

Kmart brand of course.. And yes, that entails going into the girls section 

 

 

Still not as creepy as cargo shorts

[Jeremy Igo]

17 minutes ago, The Huddler said:

I'm sorry... I Have committed to having my wardrobe to being Identicle to Cams...

Kmart brand of course.. And yes, that entails going into the girls section 

 

 

Still not as creepy as cargo shorts

The only people that find cargo shorts creepy are frat boys afraid of getting their asses beat down. 

[PanthersGOATFan336]

[Jon Snow]

I have been wearing cargo shorts for at least 10 years now.  Keep up you pansies!

[Captain Obvious]

I'm now thoroughly confused.... There are types of shorts that are not cargo?  What is this world coming to? 

[Jeremy Igo]

6 minutes ago, Captain Obvious said:

I'm now thoroughly confused.... There are types of shorts that are not cargo?  What is this world coming to? 

The continued pussification of America. 

[motocross_cat]

My cargo pants have zippers at the knees so i can adjust to many different conditions.

The zipper at the crotch does not see as much use unfortunately.

 

[PanthersGOATFan336]

Last one

[DirtyMagic97]

Nothing like some 15lb. 12-inch inseam cargo shorts.

[PandaPancake]

I couldn't go rock climbing without cargo shorts. My harness makes the upper pockets unusable. And we all know what Hemingway said, "Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only true sports all others are just games"

[Mr. Scot]

Have been steadily adding to the cargo shorts section of my wardrobe since I started dating my girlfriend a few years back. 

She has a thing for them.