Theory of Evolution: missing link is a high and tight waist band

[SCP]

Well color me shocked. Day one of FA has come and gone and I have witnessed Panther fans on social media evolve from knee jerk panic stricken over reactors to cool calm and collected givers of sage advice about being patient and not over spending.  Now instead of envying the likes of the Falcons and such, Panther fans are laughing at the teams throwing out huge contracts.  Dave Gettleman has truly performed the unthinkable.

[MHS831]

1 minute ago, SCP said:

Well color me shocked. Day one of FA has come and gone and I have witnessed Panther fans on social media evolve from knee jerk panic stricken over reactors to cool calm and collected givers of sage advice about being patient and not over spending.  Now instead of envying the likes of the Falcons and such, Panther fans are laughing at the teams throwing out huge contracts.  Dave Gettleman has truly performed the unthinkable.

Gettlemen is doing it all without drugs and folk music too.

[SCP]

A "bup bup" and a few new terms like hog Mollie and Dollar Store shopping and we as Panther fans are all the sudden experts on second and third wave free agency.  I'm not sure many will fully grasp the enormity of Dave's accomplishment.

[Khyber53]

17 minutes ago, SCP said:

Well color me shocked. Day one of FA has come and gone and I have witnessed Panther fans on social media evolve from knee jerk panic stricken over reactors to cool calm and collected givers of sage advice about being patient and not over spending.  Now instead of envying the likes of the Falcons and such, Panther fans are laughing at the teams throwing out huge contracts.  Dave Gettleman has truly performed the unthinkable.

They brought him in to change the team culture. Seems to have gotten the fanbase culture changed as well. These are monumental times.

[motocross_cat]

Nah, your all still idiots.

 

Cept "15".... i love that guy.

[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

don't worry haplo we haven't forgotten that the panthers won't win anything until our roster is 52 wide receivers and cam

[Seltzer]

18 minutes ago, Haplo E said:

Easier to do when you run your QB like a RB to overcome drop passes every other play. We are not that good of a team. The receivers still suck balls. Like Herman Edwards say, 'If I had Cam as a coach, I would win a lot of game'.

WTF??  We made the Superbowl, and should have won had we not played our worst game on the year.  Those receivers who "suck balls" were part of the #1 Scoring offense, and they put on a show against the Cardinals in the NFC Championship game.  Yes, Cam was the unquestioned MVP and certainly made everyone better, but you don't make it to the SB and accomplish everything we did with a "not that good of a team."  Seriously, I hope this post was sarcastic.

[Khyber53]

20 minutes ago, motocross_cat said:

Nah your* all still idiots.

*you're

[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

i mean don't get me wrong people like michael procton who think that we could have stood up a mannequin at quarterback and gone 15-1 last year are just insane dipshits with an obvious axe to grind

but, and i'd like to preface this by saying that i believe this team would be far, far worse without cameron jerrell newton at the helm, the far opposite end that believes cam is a one-man team and gettleman has done an absolute disservice to him since he's been here are just as ridiculous.

[motocross_cat]

1 minute ago, Khyber53 said:

*you're

Appreciate it bro!

[Davidson Deac II]

29 minutes ago, Khyber53 said:

*you're

Y'all are.  We in the south after all.  Youins is also acceptable. 

[Davidson Deac II]

Virtually every good team would be worse without their starting quarterback.  Denver might be the only exception.  And they wouldn't have made the superbowl without Manning learning that all he really needed to do was not turn the ball over.  Getting a good quarterback, utilizing him effectively is job one these days. 

 

That being said, to be a consistent sb contender, you have to put the right pieces in place around your qb without putting your team in cap he!!, and gettleman has done just that. 

[Mr. Scot]

26 minutes ago, Davidson Deac II said:

Virtually every good team would be worse without their starting quarterback.  Denver might be the only exception.

I sense you have doubts about Trevor Siemian.

[SmokinwithWilly]

2 hours ago, SCP said:

Now instead of envying the likes of the Falcons and such, Panther fans are laughing at the teams throwing out huge contracts.  Dave Gettleman has truly performed the unthinkable.

When has any self respecting Panther fan envied the Falcons?

 

1 hour ago, SCP said:

A "bup bup" and a few new terms like hog Mollie and Dollar Store shopping and we as Panther fans are all the sudden experts on second and third wave free agency.  I'm not sure many will fully grasp the enormity of Dave's accomplishment.

If you read a few of NFL.com reports on FA yesterday, the term "hog mollie" has been thrown around in there as well. It's possible that our great exalted DG is changing the language of the NFL as well.