Question about bathroom design (since we're playing like poop)

[dave-o]

Why is there always a hole drilled out of the side wall about three feet up?

[h0llywood]

Have you ever been the only person in a 20-30 toilet restroom and the guy who walks in decides that the best empty one is the toilet next to you.

I swear it happens to me all the time. This last time was in Vegas. 

 

And yes...the toilets swing inward

 

[Arroz con Panther]

 

[Jon Snow]

On a related note I was in a Lowes bathroom (I know, never Lowes but I was about to soil myself) the other day just getting into my deposit when a Spanish guy enters the stall next to me.  I know this because in the middle of our dueling deposits he gets a call.  Upon answering it in can hear the woman on the other end of the line clearly as they conversed.  She was trying to find out why he hadn't show up somewhere that day (Tuesday) and he said "I toe you Tursday". She said I'm sorry I don't understand.  With a grunting voice he kept saying over and over as he grunted "Tursday, Tursday, Tursday".  It was all I could do to not shout out Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Tursday dammit.

[cookinwithgas]

It was Turdsday in there

[Mvp2014]

2 hours ago, Still Brooklyn said:

I was in a bathroom last night and the toilets had a button for pee pee and one for poop. Water saver I guess. I pressed both even though I only peed because it was a fancy restaurant and the buttons were in the shape of a design.

You sir are a crazy son of a bitch.  What next?  You cut the tags off your mattress?

[PhillyB]

3 hours ago, Burnout189 said:

I think as Americans we take toilets for granted. I've been to other countries where their "toilet" was a porcelain hole in the ground with and old school chain flusher attached to the wall behind it. Dudes were literally finding old metal frame chairs and knocking out the cushioned middle just to have some sort of seat they could place over the hole.......good times.

squatties are more healthy and efficient 

[PhillyB]

49 minutes ago, Bogart said:

On a related note I was in a Lowes bathroom (I know, never Lowes but I was about to soil myself) the other day just getting into my deposit when a Spanish guy enters the stall next to me.  I know this because in the middle of our dueling deposits he gets a call.  Upon answering it in can hear the woman on the other end of the line clearly as they conversed.  She was trying to find out why he hadn't show up somewhere that day (Tuesday) and he said "I toe you Tursday". She said I'm sorry I don't understand.  With a grunting voice he kept saying over and over as he grunted "Tursday, Tursday, Tursday".  It was all I could do to not shout out Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Tursday dammit.

home depot bathrooms >>>>>>>>> lowes bathrooms

[imminent rogaine]

55 minutes ago, Bogart said:

On a related note I was in a Lowes bathroom (I know, never Lowes but I was about to soil myself) the other day just getting into my deposit when a Spanish guy enters the stall next to me.  I know this because in the middle of our dueling deposits he gets a call.  Upon answering it in can hear the woman on the other end of the line clearly as they conversed.  She was trying to find out why he hadn't show up somewhere that day (Tuesday) and he said "I toe you Tursday". She said I'm sorry I don't understand.  With a grunting voice he kept saying over and over as he grunted "Tursday, Tursday, Tursday".  It was all I could do to not shout out Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Tursday dammit.

Spanish, aye?

[Mvp2014]

14 minutes ago, PhillyB said:

home depot bathrooms >>>>>>>>> lowes bathrooms

No way.  Home Depot is pretty much a Tijuana jail.  

[Mr. Scot]

4 hours ago, SCP said:

All stalls should be designed like handicap stalls.

Just after 4 minutes in...

 

 

 

 

[KushMcDieselson]

12 minutes ago, PhillyB said:

home depot bathrooms >>>>>>>>> lowes bathrooms

Yes but all the Lowe's bathroom's I have ever been in have that little foot handle at the bottom of the door, so they can satisfy whatever safety requirements there are and still allow me to open the door without touching that gross ass handle.

And yes SCP, you have pondered this before on the huddle, because we all discussed our various methods of escaping the poo door handle trap.  Because the facilities that have inward swinging doors and no trash cans near said door will always end up with paper towels on the floor for their incompetence, and it always reminds me of the previous thread on this subject haha.

[PhillyB]

1 minute ago, Mvp2014 said:

No way.  Home Depot is pretty much a Tijuana jail.  

not the ones in greensboro. i'd deliver a child on those floors.

[Mvp2014]

Just now, PhillyB said:

not the ones in greensboro. i'd birth a child on those floors.

Thats amazing.  Whats the address incase I'm in town