ATTN: annoying clickbaity thread titles

[frash.exe]

now more than any other time of the year is when people should refrain from dressing up threads that they drew up that contains no insight with misleading titles that make it sound like the panthers are signing somebody, but it seems like there's actually been an uptick in the past few days. they're not cool. they don't make me want to read your 500 word speculative essays or your 20 paragraph tirades. they just make you look like an attention-deprived asshole.

[Carl Spackler]

IT'S OFFICIAL: PEPPERS IS COMING HOME

*clicks on thread*

Julius Peppers is returning to North Carolina to celebrate Easter with his family. I miss Pep and hope he signs here!

*climbs into Internet*

*finds OP's computer*

*climbs out of computer*

*throat-punches OP, then climbs back in computer*

*returns home, climbs out of computer*

*goes to Arby's for an authentic roast beef sandwich*

[Mother Grabber]

you mean like, cordarrelle patterson coming to charlotte?

[WUnderhill]

Hmmmm 

[Ricky Spanish]

6 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

IT'S OFFICIAL: PEPPERS IS COMING HOME

*clicks on thread*

Julius Peppers is returning to North Carolina to celebrate Easter with his family. I miss Pep and hope he signs here!

*climbs into Internet*

*finds OP's computer*

*climbs out of computer*

*throat-punches OP, then climbs back in computer*

*returns home, climbs out of computer*

*goes to Arby's for an authentic roast beef sandwich*

They have the meat

[Carolina Cajun]

My cousin's neighbors, third sister's, ex boyfriends oldest child said he heard from his teachers brother that julius peppers once looked up flight prices to raleigh where there are connecting bus tickets to charlotte.  PEPPERS CONFIRMED!

[csx]

The worst are the titles that try to create suspense. I think they are so overdone that it's not intentional anymore. 

[Jase]

Another website used this one weird trick and stopped clickbait forever. Click here