Mike Shula Was Just at My Store

[Jangler]

6 hours ago, Sean Payton's Vicodin said:

I saw Mike Shula at a grocery store in Charlotte yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

did you stab him repeatedly? 

[MHS831]

He asked for a Slurpee and some Skoal bandits.  Man is in pretty bad shape.

 

[MHS831]

18 hours ago, TheWiz said:

i Mean... thats how I dress when I go to Petco. 

Yes but you are there to pick up chicks. ... or a cute poodle. 

Kidding of course.  Sounded better in my head.

[RealisticPanther]

Shula is a really stable genius

[TheWiz]

10 hours ago, MHS831 said:

Yes but you are there to pick up chicks. ... or a cute poodle. 

Kidding of course.  Sounded better in my head.

There is absolutely no shame in my game. 

[darrybear]

On 1/12/2018 at 5:08 PM, ncfan said:

Did he take as long to check out as he did to get a play to the field?

 Late af.... that is so cold smh 

[Cary Kollins]

I guess that’s better than going on a blow bender with Sorenson.

[Pejorative Miscreant]

On 1/12/2018 at 7:59 PM, SmokinwithWilly said:

I'm guessing he wrnt right for the middle check out.

And the 90 year old security guard/greeter tackled his ass before getting out of the store

[Shocker]

21 hours ago, Sean Payton's Vicodin said:

I saw Mike Shula at a grocery store in Charlotte yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Damn got me with this one.  

[rodeo]

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[Panthers8969]

You let mike Shula into your store? I would’ve refused him service and told him to fk off