Cam derangement syndrome is a real thing

[raz]

dude, you found a conspiracy.   make a movie

[raz]

ok, drunk and being a dick i am

[PhillyB]

4 minutes ago, CatTower said:

When was the last time Cam Newton was healthy?  Maybe, the guy was talking about the current Cam Newton and not 2015 Cam Newton?

october 2018

all the way back in less than a year ago

[therealmjl]

The usual idiot suspects in this thread it seems @thebigcat leading the charge. Go eat an impossible whopper fat boy 

[TheMostInterestingMan]

It’s cool when posters can like and support both of our QBs without making it into some weird competition. Like, I can love Cam and admit he’s a much better QB and also love what Allen is doing without being a racist.

You guys sitting in one camp need to get the fug over yourselves. Cheer for panthers and support whoever the QB is in full or gtfo

[PhillyB]

1 minute ago, raz said:

dude, you found a conspiracy.   make a movie

what an insult

[countryboi]

Man i dont understand all the shitting on game, you dont have to poo on Cam to enjoy Allen. Im a Panther Fan i just want a freaking win. 

[Jus Rob]

Doubt he gets out of that sack but probably doesn't fumble the ball due to his strong hands but that's debatable 

[uncfan888]

6 minutes ago, thebigcat said:

He loves using big-time words. It's a way of saying I'm smarter than you

I wish you'd go back to your old non-asshole persona. What the fug happened to you? Too much being made fun of for needing help dating girls? 

[PhillyB]

Just now, thebigcat said:

That katharsis word thing. I had to wiki  that word in my bentley!!!!

i just used the thesaurus in the dry rotting passenger seat of my poormobile

[PhillyB]

4 minutes ago, thebigcat said:

Exactly!!!

My Rollexx is reading 2:15pm baby

get a patek poorbag

[rayzor]

Just now, thebigcat said:

That katharsis word thing. I had to wiki  that word in my bentley!!!!

[PhillyB]

Just now, PhillyB said:

get a patek poorbag

i'll pick you up a $30 fake next time i'm in phnom penh so we can match

[Uwontdoit81]

12 minutes ago, PhillyB said:

Rando at my bar was watching with me in the fourth quarter. Kyle Allen pulls a matrix move to escape the crashing end. We all pound the bar. Dude goes, without a trace of irony,

"I'm just saying, Cam Newton couldn't have done that"

Cam Newton made a fuging career out of doing that. Healthy Cam Newton ducks out of hits like that in his sleep and doesn't lose three fumbles because he is a tank with A-grade pocket awareness. He is an elite quarterback.

There is a positive correlation between people who say catastrophically stupid things like "cam newton couldn't have done that" and people who subjectively despise him for things like wearing a towel and dancing.

Cam Newton makes people deranged and it's going to be an unbelievable source of catharsis for me when he returns to take over the reins from Kyle Allen around thanksgivingish and leads this team to the playoffs 

Just let him talk man.  Cam is hurt, not playing now, obviously.  ENJOY THE WIN STREAK!!!  Big props to the D today.  Couldn’t have done it without their play!