A world of Joes

[332nd]

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We trade this year's, 2021's & 2022's firsts for number 1, & pick Derrick Brown. The Huddle goes berserk. Tepper (who was at the draft) hops on his plane, flying back to Charlotte in a rage. Cam & his family celebrates.

People get shook & Burrow starts falling down the board.

Then, while the dolphins are on the clock, Marty contacts the Chargers & works out a trade of this year's, 2021's, & 2022's second round pick for #6.

Rhule threatens to quit. Tepper arrives & yells "Marty you SOB!" Marty holds up one hand because he's on the phone with Cincy's GM. 

Cincy's GM says, "Marty! I owe you a thank you! 3 #1s AND Joe Burrow!? Please let the Chargers screw this up!"

Marty says "The Chargers don't have the pick. I do..."

A string quartet runs in & plays a dramatic sting. 

They work out a deal where we get all of our first rounders back, plus Cincy's best O lineman. Cincy picks Burrow & at #7 we pick Jerry Jeudy.

Marty is congratulated, & goes off to bang Jennifer Connelly.

 

[Harbingers]

2 minutes ago, t96 said:

I meant Cam in a separate trade not a package for 1st overall

Oh ok. Ya. Agreed. 

[TheRumGone]

3 minutes ago, 332nd said:

 

We trade this year's, 2021's & 2022's firsts for number 1, & pick Derrick Brown. The Huddle goes berserk. Tepper (who was at the draft) hops on his plane, flying back to Charlotte in a rage. Cam & his family celebrates.

People get shook & Burrow starts falling down the board.

Then, while the dolphins are on the clock, Marty contacts the Chargers & works out a trade of this year's, 2021's, & 2022's second round pick for #6.

Hule threatens to quit. Tepper arrives & yells "Marty you SOB!" Marty holds up one hand because he's on the phone with Cincy's GM. 

Cincy's GM says, "Marty! I owe you a thank you! 3 #1s AND Joe Burrow!? Please let the Chargers screw this up!"

Marty says "The Chargers don't have the pick. I do..."

A string quartet runs in & plays a dramatic sting. 

They work out a deal where we get all of our first rounders back, plus Cincy's best O lineman. Cincy picks Burrow & at #7 we pick Jerry Jeudy.

Marty is congratulated, & goes off to bang Jennifer Connelly.

 

Ok Kevin Costner 

[Harbingers]

6 minutes ago, 332nd said:

 

We trade this year's, 2021's & 2022's firsts for number 1, & pick Derrick Brown. The Huddle goes berserk. Tepper (who was at the draft) hops on his plane, flying back to Charlotte in a rage. Cam & his family celebrates.

People get shook & Burrow starts falling down the board.

Then, while the dolphins are on the clock, Marty contacts the Chargers & works out a trade of this year's, 2021's, & 2022's second round pick for #6.

Rhule threatens to quit. Tepper arrives & yells "Marty you SOB!" Marty holds up one hand because he's on the phone with Cincy's GM. 

Cincy's GM says, "Marty! I owe you a thank you! 3 #1s AND Joe Burrow!? Please let the Chargers screw this up!"

Marty says "The Chargers don't have the pick. I do..."

A string quartet runs in & plays a dramatic sting. 

They work out a deal where we get all of our first rounders back, plus Cincy's best O lineman. Cincy picks Burrow & at #7 we pick Jerry Jeudy.

Marty is congratulated, & goes off to bang Jennifer Connelly.

 

You don’t strike me as a drug user but what they hell are you smoking?

[Harbingers]

Watch New England trade up to the first spot and the huddle goes ballistic. 

[Toomers]

3 minutes ago, Harbingers said:

You don’t strike me as a drug user but what they hell are you smoking?

  Draft Day......horrible movie

 Less realistic than an Avengers movie. 

[Toomers]

3 minutes ago, Harbingers said:

Watch New England trade up to the first spot and the huddle goes ballistic. 

After what MLB did to the Astros, the Pats

may not have a 1st round pick for awhile. 

[Daddy_Uncle]

I wouldn't put anything past the Tepper/Rhule combination. However I doubt Cincy even takes calls for trades for their pick. Their fans would riot

[Daddy_Uncle]

1 hour ago, 332nd said:

 

We trade this year's, 2021's & 2022's firsts for number 1, & pick Derrick Brown. The Huddle goes berserk. Tepper (who was at the draft) hops on his plane, flying back to Charlotte in a rage. Cam & his family celebrates.

People get shook & Burrow starts falling down the board.

Then, while the dolphins are on the clock, Marty contacts the Chargers & works out a trade of this year's, 2021's, & 2022's second round pick for #6.

Rhule threatens to quit. Tepper arrives & yells "Marty you SOB!" Marty holds up one hand because he's on the phone with Cincy's GM. 

Cincy's GM says, "Marty! I owe you a thank you! 3 #1s AND Joe Burrow!? Please let the Chargers screw this up!"

Marty says "The Chargers don't have the pick. I do..."

A string quartet runs in & plays a dramatic sting. 

They work out a deal where we get all of our first rounders back, plus Cincy's best O lineman. Cincy picks Burrow & at #7 we pick Jerry Jeudy.

Marty is congratulated, & goes off to bang Jennifer Connelly.

 

Madden is ruining football

[mc52beast]

Would love to have Burrow on the team but it would cost a kings ransom. If we had a GM I could trust to give up multiple picks but still be able to rebuild this team i would do it

[332nd]

2 hours ago, Toomers said:

  Draft Day......horrible movie

 Less realistic than an Avengers movie. 

This.

For any who haven't seen it, aside from names & couple of position changes, that's the actual plotline. Kevin Costner gets 1st pick, 7th pick, & an impact player for 3 second round picks.

Only value that movie has is a lot of people haven't seen it, so its funny when you break out the scenario & they wonder WTH you're talking about.

[Mr. Scot]

8 minutes ago, 332nd said:

This.

For any who haven't seen it, aside from names & couple of position changes, that's the actual plotline. Kevin Costner gets 1st pick, 7th pick, & an impact player for 3 second round picks.

Only value that movie has is a lot of people haven't seen it, so its funny when you break out the scenario & they wonder WTH you're talking about.

I was disappointed.

What sucks is that they could have used realistic draft scenarios and made it a much better movie.

[332nd]

12 minutes ago, Mr. Scot said:

I was disappointed.

What sucks is that they could have used realistic draft scenarios and made it a much better movie.

Agreed.

[LinvilleGorge]

The trade scenarios in Draft Day were entirely unrealistic but movies are always way over the top. Watch Rocky then watch an actual boxing match. Spoiler alert: every Rocky fight would've been stopped multiple times. Overall, I thought Draft Day was an enjoyable popcorn flick.