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Mr. Scot

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Mr. Scot

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4 minutes ago, Jon Snow said:

Get used to the guest room. I have a suspicion that you will be transferred to the Dallas office. 

True Story: We have a one year old parakeet that throws an unholy fit every time a Panthers game comes on.

When the Cowboys play though, she sits contentedly on Lady Cowboy Fan and watches.

 

 

I wish I was making this up 🫥

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1 minute ago, Mr. Scot said:

True Story: We have a one year old parakeet that throws an unholy fit every time a Panthers game comes on.

When the Cowboys play though, she sits contentedly on Lady Cowboy Fan and watches.

 

 

I wish I was making this up 🫥

I believe every word.  Cowboys fans are the worst.  You married one so you asked for it. My God have mercy on your soul. 

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7 minutes ago, Jon Snow said:

I believe every word.  Cowboys fans are the worst.  You married one so you asked for it. My God have mercy on your soul. 

I'll accept responsibility for marrying a Cowboy fan.

I maintain however thatI did nothing to deserve a traitorous parakeet 😒

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11 minutes ago, Mr. Scot said:

I'll accept responsibility for marrying a Cowboy fan.

I maintain however thatI did nothing to deserve a traitorous parakeet 😒

You put the two in the same room together.  That's how it spreads, they will eventually start to parate each other. 

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2 hours ago, Mr. Scot said:

I'll accept responsibility for marrying a Cowboy fan.

I maintain however thatI did nothing to deserve a traitorous parakeet 😒

Would have thought that would have come up during the first date. 
I mean being a Duke, Saints, Seahawks, Yankee, Bruins, Capitols or Broncos fan are ground for immediate dismissal for me. 
(That said all the stuff just listed are waived if the “You Have Fallen for the Girl” clause is enacted. Which overrides everything.)

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9 hours ago, TLGPanthersFan said:

Would have thought that would have come up during the first date. 
I mean being a Duke, Saints, Seahawks, Yankee, Bruins, Capitols or Broncos fan are ground for immediate dismissal for me. 
(That said all the stuff just listed are waived if the “You Have Fallen for the Girl” clause is enacted. Which overrides everything.)

All the more reason to have those tough conversations early in the relationship before you're too invested! My wife couldn't care less about football, so we have a deal. Panther games and playoffs are 100% a given that we will watch, all others are open for debate. I generally lose the debate except for 3-4 non panther games a year.

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12 hours ago, Mr. Scot said:

True Story: We have a one year old parakeet that throws an unholy fit every time a Panthers game comes on.

When the Cowboys play though, she sits contentedly on Lady Cowboy Fan and watches.

 

 

I wish I was making this up 🫥

Parakeets: highly intelligent for birds, questionable whether they are as intelligent in key ways as small human children. 

Sounds about right for a Cowboys fan.

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