Some shitty article on NFL.com

[TheRealDeal]

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d82006ccf/article/these-guys-would-make-the-ultimate-sixman-wolf-pack?module=HP_headlines

talks about which 6 NFL players would make the best bachelor party.

Who would yours consist of and why?

[The Saltman]

God thats a horrible list

[Jackofalltrades]

#lockoutlifesucks

[Mother Grabber]

What kind of sissy girl party would have The Golden Calf of Bristol at it? What's he gonna do, give a sermon and then sing kumbaya?

[tarheelpride]

He's the one that will be screaming OMG when he sees girls that have on g-strings and swings on poles

[TheRealDeal]

1. Ochocinco - Loves to have a good time, crazy enough to do anything, and can break the ice anywhere we go.

2. A Rod - Young guy, all the girls love him and he's the real leader you need to direct the events of the night.

3. Kalil - Always need someone with a good beard in the group and his position will benefit us in any tussle that WILL happen.

4. Smith - I think he would be fun as hell to party with

5. Peyton Manning - He's the strong, silent guy of the group that seems to be sponsoring the party. He's not drinking too much or getting too loud, but his comedic timing is perfect and he won't mind picking up the tab or cover charge.

6. Ed Reed - Just because he's a player I've always liked and I think he's probably got some good stories to tell throughout the night.

[CAVSS]

TRD's list is 100 times better than the garbage from NFL.com

I'd probably get arrested for kicking Brady's *ss then The Golden Calf of Bristol would testify against me.

Hines Ward is the only guy on that list I would party with.

[teeray]

[d-run]

1. Ochocinco - Loves to have a good time, crazy enough to do anything, and can break the ice anywhere we go.

2. A Rod - Young guy, all the girls love him and he's the real leader you need to direct the events of the night.

3. Kalil - Always need someone with a good beard in the group and his position will benefit us in any tussle that WILL happen.

4. Smith - I think he would be fun as hell to party with

5. Peyton Manning - He's the strong, silent guy of the group that seems to be sponsoring the party. He's not drinking too much or getting too loud, but his comedic timing is perfect and he won't mind picking up the tab or cover charge.

6. Ed Reed - Just because he's a player I've always liked and I think he's probably got some good stories to tell throughout the night.

Plus Ocho doesn't drink, so he could DD

[JawnyBlaze]

Adam Rank is an absolute idiot. All his lists are moronic. If I had to make a similar list it would go (in no particular order):

Shockey - Dude knows how to party (even if he has dubious taste in females)

Ray Lewis - Seems like a fun guy and he could double as the party's security

Deangelo + JStew - Fun guys, can provide the music

85 - What TRD said

Beason - Can provide the strippers

[Dpantherman]

David Diehl, Ochocinco, Shockey, Aaron Rodgers, Steve Smith, Bart Scott

[I am Hubby]

1) D-Wade, because I always thought of visiting South Beach.

2) Suh, just to get to know him.

3&4) D-Will and Stew, just seem like cool guys to hang out with.

5) P. Manning, would love to pick his brain, and I was once mistaken for Archie.

6&7) Beason and Lewis, their intensity would ensure very few lulls.

8) Smitty, because you can never have to many shorter people at your party.

9) Barry Sanders. Because he's Barry Sanders.

10) George Carlin, because you never know when you'll need a unique perspective.

I do realize that is 10, but I've always been unconventional.

Just my list, and GOOO PANTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!

[Future of the Funchise]

Any one who was involved with the vikings loveboat scandle, and ben rothassburglar... /thread

[I am Hubby]

Any one who was involved with the vikings loveboat scandle, and ben rothassburglar... /thread

Sounds like fun, but I'm too old to worry about jail time.