How come I can't rap?

[KillerKat]

Anyone else have this problem? :confused:

[jasonluckydog]

They did not applaud and they did not cheer

And homeboys just said "Get the fug outta here"

So as I cracked a smile and started to laugh

I could see the sucka duck muthafuga gettin mad

He had a frown on his face, he was hotter than fire

He wasn't competition but just a little biter

So, as he turned and walked away

With his head to the ground and nothing to say

Cause he was busted, disgusted, and couldn't be trusted

He tried to battle me and found self-DESTRUCTION

[jasonluckydog]

I've been rhymin and designin, and always tryin

Our beats are always strong, and never dyin

The lyrics I recite, I say with power

So step aside or get devoured

I won't say I'm sorry cause I don't want glory

Gonna stimulate this party, so don't you worry

Bustin all fresh rhymes, don't need to diss

Cause I'm known at parties as a catalyst

[Zod]

I once got busy in a burger king bathroom

[lightsout]

What a coincidence. Lil Wayne can't rap either. Quick, shoot yourself with your mom's gun and throw together unintelligent lyrics and take your ass to the bank! That seems to be the format Wayne took.

[Gipetto]

you have to be born with swag first

[Hawk]

you too caucasian foo

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

Seriously though, if you practice freestyling a lot, you can get good at it.

In high school, I would freestyle non stop for hours at a time while fishing, doing chores, before bed, etc. Got better and better, and now I can freestyle without missing a beat for a pretty good amount of time.

True story man. Do it.

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

Oh, this was a parody thread. This just got awkwardly embarrassing...

[Hawk]

rap is crap

[Jackofalltrades]

I'm far too white to rap, or dance...or run fast.

[Vampire the buffet slayer]

Yeah, but we can do the hell out of our taxes.

[DC Amp]

I'm a purty good rapper around Christmas time :)

[cptx]

Not enough street cred