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So a random girl moved into my house

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My roommate took out a girl last Thursday, and they ended up hooking up. After that, she basically moved in. She started living at our house, dog included. She did clean our house almost top to bottom. Well, she really just cleaned the poo out of our kitchen, which hadn't been cleaned like that in decades. Dog is pretty cool, she's a little mix but smart and well trained. I don't really mind the dog.

So yesterday I get home from work and this chick is wearing my other roommates shirt (not the one she fuged) and I pulled her out on the back porch and asked her "So what's your plan?" She was under the impression she could stay "a couple of months". I was like WHOA who said that? You gotta get out of here! So we'll see how this turns out. My roommates all agree. And I guess this is relevant too, she's butt ugly.

I have a feeling this is going to work out well

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My roommate took out a girl last Thursday, and they ended up hooking up. After that, she basically moved in. She started living at our house, dog included. She did clean our house almost top to bottom. Well, she really just cleaned the poo out of our kitchen, which hadn't been cleaned like that in decades. Dog is pretty cool, she's a little mix but smart and well trained. I don't really mind the dog.

So yesterday I get home from work and this chick is wearing my other roommates shirt (not the one she fuged) and I pulled her out on the back porch and asked her "So what's your plan?" She was under the impression she could stay "a couple of months". I was like WHOA who said that? You gotta get out of here! So we'll see how this turns out. My roommates all agree. And I guess this is relevant too, she's butt ugly.

Ugly? Get the f*ck out.

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She's about a 3. Ugly face, kind of pudgy body. Improves to a 5 when your drunk, still don't know why my roommate banged her. I think he was desperate. She's made a few meals and she can't cook for poo. I told her she sucks at cooking. If she could cook she would have scored some points with me.

Another thing, she's lived in Austin for over a year. She doesn't have a job, or a place to live. BUT she has a pretty nice and new car. So she's either just a leach moocher or a retarded idiot. Probably a little of both. I might adopt the dog though. She obviously can't take care of it.

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