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Which one of you turds is this?


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Waiting For A Turd Like You -

So long, I've been looking too hard, I've been waiting too long

Sometimes I don't know what I will find, I only know it's a matter of time

When you love something, when you love something

It feels so right, so warm and true, I need to know if you feel it too

Maybe I'm wrong, won't you tell me if I'm coming on too strong

This heart of mine has been hurt before, this time I wanna be sure

I've been waiting for some turds like you to come into my belly

I've been waiting for some turds like you, your baconess will make me cream

I've been waiting for some turds to make me feel alive

Yeah, waiting for some turds like you to come into my life

You're so good, when we make tummy love it's understood

It's more than a taste or a word can say

Only in dreams could it be this way

When you love something, yeah, really love something

Now I know it's right, from the moment I wake up with indigestion till deep in the night

There's nowhere on earth that I'd rather be than tasting you tenderly

I've been waiting for some turds like you to come into my belly

I've been waiting for some turds like you, your baconess will make me cream

I've been waiting for someone new to make me feel alive

Yeah, waiting for some turds l like you to come into my belly

I've been waiting, waiting for you, ooh, I've been waiting

I've been waiting

(I've been waiting for some turds like you, I've been waiting)

Won't you come into my belly?

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Waiting For A Turd Like You -

So long, I've been looking too hard, I've been waiting too long

Sometimes I don't know what I will find, I only know it's a matter of time

When you love something, when you love something

It feels so right, so warm and true, I need to know if you feel it too

Maybe I'm wrong, won't you tell me if I'm coming on too strong

This heart of mine has been hurt before, this time I wanna be sure

I've been waiting for some turds like you to come into my belly

I've been waiting for some turds like you, your baconess will make me cream

I've been waiting for some turds to make me feel alive

Yeah, waiting for some turds like you to come into my life

You're so good, when we make tummy love it's understood

It's more than a taste or a word can say

Only in dreams could it be this way

When you love something, yeah, really love something

Now I know it's right, from the moment I wake up with indigestion till deep in the night

There's nowhere on earth that I'd rather be than tasting you tenderly

I've been waiting for some turds like you to come into my belly

I've been waiting for some turds like you, your baconess will make me cream

I've been waiting for someone new to make me feel alive

Yeah, waiting for some turds l like you to come into my belly

I've been waiting, waiting for you, ooh, I've been waiting

I've been waiting

(I've been waiting for some turds like you, I've been waiting)

Won't you come into my belly?

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